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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 7h

extrapolating my observations of today to the next thousand years we'll have roughly 500 years of light followed by 500 years of darkness

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 15h

so at last my enemy has a name

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 15h

the container I had a bunch of hardboiled eggs in smells a bit eggy, no doubt due to a vast international conspiracy against me

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 1d

just found out about 'The Man." NOT cool

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Scientists announce discovery of a dead body: "Somebody call 911”

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 1d

I often think about how bad the gun symbiotes must have smelled

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 1d

www.imdb.com/title/tt0167...

Seven Days (TV Series 1998–2001) ⭐ 7.2 | Action, Drama, Sci-Fi

42m

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 1d

today the alien is columbus

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · Nov 28

happy holiday

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm being banished to the wastes for being too competent

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 2d

i should rent a mighty hall to lord over for a bit

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t hear my buddy screaming, he must be in space

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 3d

other space cowboys making fun of me for smashing up my big cowboy hat in my vac suits helmet instead of getting an even bigger cowboy hat to go over the helmet

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 3d

not enough legs

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 4d

the power to summon one thousand hams

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 4d

imagine if dorthy had never gone to oz

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

FAQ
Q: How long can you leave butter out before it goes bad?
A: It is believed by many that butter can never go bad.

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

officer, I did not steal that candy from a baby; it was a legitimate loot drop

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

that's a cutting thing to say to a sack of manure

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

flying around in a spaceship shooting lasers that make cool noises

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 6d

had just about enough of this frankly

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 7d

a giant has picked me up by the ankles and is swinging me around as a club

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 7d

everyone seeing this post requires a series of incredibly painful ejections

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 7d

that just smart business

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 8d

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