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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
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One of the major problems with zombies is their irresponsible behavior
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
One of the major problems with zombies is their irresponsible behavior
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
remember to consume products 😍
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
remember to consume products 😍
thanksgiving is OVER
time 2 learn the secrets of the pyramids
time 2 learn the secrets of the pyramids
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
thanksgiving is OVER
time 2 learn the secrets of the pyramids
time 2 learn the secrets of the pyramids
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happy holiday
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
happy holiday
I always wear a broken watch to muck up the inevitable homicide investigation
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I always wear a broken watch to muck up the inevitable homicide investigation
found a grimoire in the woods and the spells really work! time to settle my many abstruse grudges!
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
found a grimoire in the woods and the spells really work! time to settle my many abstruse grudges!
your worth as a person should be entirely based on how many orderlies it would take to restrain you in a psych ward
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
your worth as a person should be entirely based on how many orderlies it would take to restrain you in a psych ward
every Celebrity should have a Signature Gun
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
every Celebrity should have a Signature Gun
the police are making me solve a small town murder. I asked why me and they just said it was my "turn"
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the police are making me solve a small town murder. I asked why me and they just said it was my "turn"
if he took him to the vet they'd write Monster Frankenstein on the chart so everyone's right
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if he took him to the vet they'd write Monster Frankenstein on the chart so everyone's right
time to start screaming
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
time to start screaming
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classic prank: hand your buddy a jar containing an ancient evil
November 6, 2023 at 4:44 AM
classic prank: hand your buddy a jar containing an ancient evil
diving off a roof into a restaurants dumpster only for it to be the day they throw out all their expired knives
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
diving off a roof into a restaurants dumpster only for it to be the day they throw out all their expired knives
i would put the probability i die from a spinning knife flying through the air and burying itself into my chest at around 83%
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i would put the probability i die from a spinning knife flying through the air and burying itself into my chest at around 83%
when they print a shipping label you should receive a powerful and debilitating psychic blast
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
when they print a shipping label you should receive a powerful and debilitating psychic blast
lotta people criticizing my new app VictimFindr have never even founded a company
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
lotta people criticizing my new app VictimFindr have never even founded a company
going to the 90s style diner
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
going to the 90s style diner
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(lulling you) secure yet?
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
(lulling you) secure yet?
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trying to look cool as I drink the blood of an ancient vampire to gain powers before the battle but it just tastes so bad so gross even by blood standards
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
trying to look cool as I drink the blood of an ancient vampire to gain powers before the battle but it just tastes so bad so gross even by blood standards
scientists have isolated the contentrion, the particle which allows content to exist in our universe
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
scientists have isolated the contentrion, the particle which allows content to exist in our universe
they put me in a giant humanoid robot to fight the monster but instead I've joined it in wrecking up downtown
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they put me in a giant humanoid robot to fight the monster but instead I've joined it in wrecking up downtown
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You can learn a lot about your coworker’s lunch by swiping it from the fridge
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You can learn a lot about your coworker’s lunch by swiping it from the fridge
I've been embedding instructions for my spire in your dreams
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I've been embedding instructions for my spire in your dreams