one note parody account devolved into railing abou
@walkingjalopy.bsky.social
Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about
gotta do something
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
gotta do something
go in the opposite order and they can do both
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
go in the opposite order and they can do both
figured it out. some kind of house
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
figured it out. some kind of house
if you knew the first thing about gun safety you'd say to squeeze the trigger
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
if you knew the first thing about gun safety you'd say to squeeze the trigger
kept it up for a year, greatly increasing the chance I die violently
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
kept it up for a year, greatly increasing the chance I die violently
you'd think they'd use pyramits
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
you'd think they'd use pyramits
shit I'm only up to like 15 lines
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
shit I'm only up to like 15 lines
could be some science left in there, never know unless you try
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
could be some science left in there, never know unless you try
feels like there's probably a spiders georg variant about linehan's head on the table here
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
feels like there's probably a spiders georg variant about linehan's head on the table here
there might be a clue in the evidence locker. this will take a long time to go through so you can just leave me here
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
there might be a clue in the evidence locker. this will take a long time to go through so you can just leave me here
under? down
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
under? down
it's called cannibalism and it's illegal
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
it's called cannibalism and it's illegal