Ed Reck
@plainreckage.bsky.social
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
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Ed Reck
@plainreckage.bsky.social
· May 14
Is Apeshit more or less crazy than Batshit? I need some clarity here, maybe a scale of crazy. And why are these two at the top? I bet Porcupine crazy is next level.
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me: oh my god!!! i just had the most amazing nap.
doctor: you were under general anesthesia.
me: put…me…back…under
doctor: you were under general anesthesia.
me: put…me…back…under
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
me: oh my god!!! i just had the most amazing nap.
doctor: you were under general anesthesia.
me: put…me…back…under
doctor: you were under general anesthesia.
me: put…me…back…under
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Store clerk: Do you wanna box for that?
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Store clerk: Do you wanna box for that?
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
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Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
ALT: a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
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November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
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Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
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Was today Monday, or Monday-Tuesday, or Wednesday?
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Was today Monday, or Monday-Tuesday, or Wednesday?
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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Describe what Marcellus Wallace LOOKS LIKE, Charlie Brown!!
Quid pro quo. Yes or no? Charlie Brown.
You Will Prefer Another Target, a Military Target? Then Name the System, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Describe what Marcellus Wallace LOOKS LIKE, Charlie Brown!!
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If work emails were honest:
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If work emails were honest:
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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Is today your daughter's wedding? Hey, that's great. Anyway, I need you to kill a guy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is today your daughter's wedding? Hey, that's great. Anyway, I need you to kill a guy.
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why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
Every day I wake up, check the top news stories, hoping today is the day. Alas - cholesterol has still not done its job on a certain hate filled McDonald’s fan. Hopeful for tomorrow.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Every day I wake up, check the top news stories, hoping today is the day. Alas - cholesterol has still not done its job on a certain hate filled McDonald’s fan. Hopeful for tomorrow.
Mixed emotions today. The last UCF home game of the year is always hard. Tougher with no bowl game. There are a few seniors on this team who saw it all the way through (Rubelt had 3 HC’s!) and I wish this was a better season for them. A win today would help! Still an emotional day all around.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Mixed emotions today. The last UCF home game of the year is always hard. Tougher with no bowl game. There are a few seniors on this team who saw it all the way through (Rubelt had 3 HC’s!) and I wish this was a better season for them. A win today would help! Still an emotional day all around.
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🎶 Black & Gold charge right through the line 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
🎶 Black & Gold charge right through the line 🎶
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Best 50yd Line view in the country 🤩
Launch 💯 in 2025 from the Space Coast!
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Launch 💯 in 2025 from the Space Coast!
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November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Best 50yd Line view in the country 🤩
Launch 💯 in 2025 from the Space Coast!
🚀 ucfknights.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0...
Launch 💯 in 2025 from the Space Coast!
🚀 ucfknights.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0...
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It’s that time of year
two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
Alt: Herb Tarlic and the boss standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. From WKRP in Cincinatti the tv show for their Thanksgiving episode the boss had the idea to do a giveaway of live turkey over a shopping center by dropping them out of a helicopter. One of the funniest episodes of television ever.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s that time of year
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Even the word tomorrow is too long.
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Even the word tomorrow is too long.
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Me many time every day
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Me many time every day
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A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
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When I misread the signs and think my cat wants a nose boop.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When I misread the signs and think my cat wants a nose boop.
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Pastor of Muppets
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Pastor of Muppets