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Jackie Bouvier

@jackiebouvier.bsky.social

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These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · Nov 17

Therapist: Make yourself comfortable.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 4h

Right? 😂

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 5h

a vision board but for disappointment, giving up, and failure

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 4h

I’m not trying to gaslight you. You’re crazy.

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 4h

Cream Guitarist

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 4h

Why on earth would they describe him by the job that he had 60 years ago? 😂😂😂

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😂

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Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 4h

jnjl
Anyone know of a good place I can sell my college textbooks for the most money? I'm poor as fuck
Redwoods2012
8 years ago
I would like to know also, I need the money for my dogs Halloween costume

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · Apr 29

Me birdwatching:
Why isn't that bird moving? Oh, it's a leaf.

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Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 22h

jamjr86
So we just sticking our dicks in random pumpkins now
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10d

KOOL-AID MAN: *breaks thru wall* ohh yeahhh

HUMPTY DUMPTY: ohh noooooo

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Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1d

HeyDoYouLikeShrek
7 years ago
Yeah sex is cool and stuff but hey do you girls like Shrek?
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

There are three types of people: people who love Oklahoma, people who hate Oklahoma, and people who think I'm talking about a state

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

If you live in Everett, Mass. and have any information about the 13-year-old boy abducted by ICE, please message me on Signal at marisakabas.04

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 2d

No it doesn't.

A picture saying 'Nursery rhymes with Justin Fletcher'.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 1d

In hindsight, the eighties were a breeze.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 4d

Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14

In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 4d

I used capers tonight in your honor.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 5d

You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 10

This day in history. 1991. At a New Jersey post office Joe Harris shot 2 co-workers after killing his supervisor with a sword insisting to reporters "I went Ninja not postal get it right.”