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Hey, Bitch!
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Pinned
Hoping this account brings me peace, pictures of dogs, dirty memes, and lots of laughter.
Starting early... for reasons...
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Starting early... for reasons...
Time to decorate...
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Time to decorate...
I still remember a time when I believed our country was moving in the right direction. That while there were atrocities in our past, we as a society felt tolerance, love, and equality was our future. That we'll stand up to bullies and fight for those that can't.
What a fucking idiot I was.
What a fucking idiot I was.
a poster for only murders in the building shows a man in a suit and glasses
ALT: a poster for only murders in the building shows a man in a suit and glasses
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December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I still remember a time when I believed our country was moving in the right direction. That while there were atrocities in our past, we as a society felt tolerance, love, and equality was our future. That we'll stand up to bullies and fight for those that can't.
What a fucking idiot I was.
What a fucking idiot I was.
Monday...
The holiday cheer is strong today
The holiday cheer is strong today
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Monday...
The holiday cheer is strong today
The holiday cheer is strong today
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Fuck, that was quick...
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Fuck, that was quick...
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Caturday in Christmas Trees
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Caturday in Christmas Trees
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Good morning Skywalkers! Happy fucking Saturday. Hope you all have a great day out there, enjoying this special time of year, don't forget to spread that Christmas joy along the way. Cheers 🍻
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Good morning Skywalkers! Happy fucking Saturday. Hope you all have a great day out there, enjoying this special time of year, don't forget to spread that Christmas joy along the way. Cheers 🍻
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
Really, wanna set this presidence... let's play the "white man" game where we tell non sensationalised stories of crimes by a litany of serial killers, the Oklahoma city bomber, unabomber, and Epstein
In other words, lock up all white men...
In other words, lock up all white men...
Fox & Friends and Pam Bondi are now sensationalizing specific instances of Somalis being charged with crimes in Minnesota to demonize the whole population
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Really, wanna set this presidence... let's play the "white man" game where we tell non sensationalised stories of crimes by a litany of serial killers, the Oklahoma city bomber, unabomber, and Epstein
In other words, lock up all white men...
In other words, lock up all white men...
Happy Fucking Friday!
It's been quite a week and I'm counting the seconds to the weekend - I might put away my devil horns, affix my halo, and sleep instead of getting causing a ruckus... nah!
It's been quite a week and I'm counting the seconds to the weekend - I might put away my devil horns, affix my halo, and sleep instead of getting causing a ruckus... nah!
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy Fucking Friday!
It's been quite a week and I'm counting the seconds to the weekend - I might put away my devil horns, affix my halo, and sleep instead of getting causing a ruckus... nah!
It's been quite a week and I'm counting the seconds to the weekend - I might put away my devil horns, affix my halo, and sleep instead of getting causing a ruckus... nah!
Question of the day:
Do people eat the gingerbread house or just decorate it?
Do people eat the gingerbread house or just decorate it?
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Question of the day:
Do people eat the gingerbread house or just decorate it?
Do people eat the gingerbread house or just decorate it?
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Love you all; hate people in general.
a man in a suit looks down at something
Alt: John Cleese, in his prime, delivering a withering stare.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Love you all; hate people in general.
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Taking bets on how long before Trump pardons him...
The bombs were placed at the Republican and Democratic headquarters shortly before the Capitol riots.
FBI Arrests Suspect In Jan. 6 Pipe Bomb Investigation, Reports Say
The bombs were placed at the Republican and Democratic headquarters shortly before the Capitol riots.
www.forbes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Taking bets on how long before Trump pardons him...
Happy Thursday!
Hope you have a fucking awesome day! Remember that you are the badass you wanna be, so grow a pair (of horns) and fuck shit up today!
Hope you have a fucking awesome day! Remember that you are the badass you wanna be, so grow a pair (of horns) and fuck shit up today!
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy Thursday!
Hope you have a fucking awesome day! Remember that you are the badass you wanna be, so grow a pair (of horns) and fuck shit up today!
Hope you have a fucking awesome day! Remember that you are the badass you wanna be, so grow a pair (of horns) and fuck shit up today!
It's time...
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's time...
Made it to Wednesday!
Do what you gotta do to get over the hump and onto the weekend.
Do what you gotta do to get over the hump and onto the weekend.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Made it to Wednesday!
Do what you gotta do to get over the hump and onto the weekend.
Do what you gotta do to get over the hump and onto the weekend.
Starting the 'if I fall asleep now I'll get x hours of sleep'... fuck...
a man is standing in front of a microphone with the words this is me trying to sleep and my brain is like .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a microphone with the words this is me trying to sleep and my brain is like .
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December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Starting the 'if I fall asleep now I'll get x hours of sleep'... fuck...
Don't make me punch you so hard your fake breast pops...
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Don't make me punch you so hard your fake breast pops...
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Daily Pro Tip:
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Daily Pro Tip:
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Happy Tuesday!
It's that time of year... listen to Christmas songs, make/buy loved ones' presents, and just overall
... to spread holiday joy.
It's that time of year... listen to Christmas songs, make/buy loved ones' presents, and just overall
... to spread holiday joy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy Tuesday!
It's that time of year... listen to Christmas songs, make/buy loved ones' presents, and just overall
... to spread holiday joy.
It's that time of year... listen to Christmas songs, make/buy loved ones' presents, and just overall
... to spread holiday joy.
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And I MEAN it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And I MEAN it.