Jackie Bouvier
@jackiebouvier.bsky.social
These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.
My children:
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My children:
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Okay but seriously would you look at my fucking cat?
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Okay but seriously would you look at my fucking cat?
I'm safe you guys!
September 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm safe you guys!
Happy Caturday! My cat is sad because he pooped on me in my bed 2 nights in a row and now I'm mad at him. He doesn't like that.
September 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happy Caturday! My cat is sad because he pooped on me in my bed 2 nights in a row and now I'm mad at him. He doesn't like that.
I thought my 2.5 inch tall bud vase looked pretty in the sun.
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I thought my 2.5 inch tall bud vase looked pretty in the sun.
Sleep, dark Prince.
July 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sleep, dark Prince.
Took this last night. No filter. Headed to Dana Farber for my check up. Wish me luck.
July 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Took this last night. No filter. Headed to Dana Farber for my check up. Wish me luck.
Your daily geography reminder...
July 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Your daily geography reminder...
Hey guys. I used to be funny, but it's so hard to even breathe right now. Things are super fucked. So, enjoy this sunset from last night in rural Maine.
July 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hey guys. I used to be funny, but it's so hard to even breathe right now. Things are super fucked. So, enjoy this sunset from last night in rural Maine.
I missed Caturday!
June 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I missed Caturday!
Omg the beans. 🥹
June 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Omg the beans. 🥹
I rage ate a pride cupcake.
June 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I rage ate a pride cupcake.
Happy Caturday, y'all!
May 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Happy Caturday, y'all!
These are not the words to Stairway to Heaven.
May 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
These are not the words to Stairway to Heaven.
I mean LOOK AT HIM!
May 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I mean LOOK AT HIM!
That's why I'm getting this.
April 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That's why I'm getting this.
Hello kids! This is a River Otter. Not only is he cute, he's also ferocious. He will adorably pull you under the water and drown you and then rape your corpse. Isn't he precious?
April 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hello kids! This is a River Otter. Not only is he cute, he's also ferocious. He will adorably pull you under the water and drown you and then rape your corpse. Isn't he precious?
I'm eating my feelings.
April 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm eating my feelings.
This is who you're mad at when you're mad at me.
April 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is who you're mad at when you're mad at me.
