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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING

@meatresponse.bsky.social

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I need somebody sent down from the sun that talks to me how you used to

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · Jul 9

I refuse to find out what is going on

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 6h

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 7h

my cat just looked me dead in the eyes and dragged her ass hole across my rug

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 8h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 8h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 12h

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14h

The only people who ask for Eric Trump by name are either about to commit multi-billion-dollar securities fraud or are an Instacart driver at a hotel front desk trying to figure out where to deliver this carton of chocolate milk and issue of a magazine called Gun Babes

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

Dont the democrats pay you to say this shit? You get checks for this dumb bullshit right?

THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

If you stand around near train tracks long enough, well, there one is!

THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

I should be able to write off lottery tickets on my taxes

THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

Ive spent a few minutes trying to think of a spooky display name and i just realized serial killers are pretty spooky already. So job done 👍

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

Away, satan, away

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 1d

(after smoking crack for 6 days straight) i am a rapper named Forgiato Blow

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

I get it. You never know when you have to tweeze something at a moments notice

THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 1d

Ive lost 11lbs in the last two weeks and all i had to do is stop eating processed dog shit food and exercise every day and i want to kill myself so much please please let me eat string cheese again

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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 2d

One thing that would probably be more helpful is to make CBS totally irrelevant which means not sharing the constant stream of ragebait and disinformation they’re going to post

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

“Sent home” = “AWOL and happily dating a tattoo artist with a wolf cut who lives in Bridgeport”

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 2d

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards

An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.

taskandpurpose.com

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19d

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

Writing a novel— actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs— is a tremendous pain in the ass. Now that TV’s so good and the Internet is an endless forest of distraction, it’s damn near impossible. That should be taken into account when ranking the all-time greats. Somebody like Charles Dickens, for example, who had nothing better to do except eat mutton and attend public hangings, should get very little credit.

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負け組の👻 @brucef0rte.io · 2d

Sexy Terminator: Rise of the Sexual Machines

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3d

NO JESUS CHRIST THE TORTURE OF BASEBALL IS WHAT MAKES IT WORTH WATCHING

Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 3d

I strongly recommend Banana Ball youtube.com/@officialban...

It's so much fun to watch that we actually had a platonic room party to watch it while at a swingers' retreat

Banana Ball

Banana Ball has become the fastest and most entertaining game in sports. With its fast-paced rules and emphasis on continuous play, Banana Ball strips away the often criticized lulls and lengthy pause...

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 3d

title card of return of the king the lord of the rings movie

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 3d

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 3d

i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years

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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 3d

as someone who lived in seattle for a year i have always rooted for the mariners