THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING
@meatresponse.bsky.social
low-grade moron
Pinned
I refuse to find out what is going on
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MY WIFE: all around the trees are naked. the sky is gray. cold wind like needles!
ME: ok
ME: ok
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MY WIFE: all around the trees are naked. the sky is gray. cold wind like needles!
ME: ok
ME: ok
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my name is jason bourneofnowoman and i'm here to kill the king of scotland
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
my name is jason bourneofnowoman and i'm here to kill the king of scotland
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
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saw your man with a little red bindle by the railroad tracks
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
saw your man with a little red bindle by the railroad tracks
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thank god this is just my practice life before the real one
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
thank god this is just my practice life before the real one
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You could say I am a sort of jack off all trades
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You could say I am a sort of jack off all trades
Im fucking farting
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Im fucking farting
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The second sentence is a good summary of her career.
NEW: I wrote a profile of Kamala Harris at a pivot point. She wants to be heard but it is not clear what she wants to say.
• Her 2028 thoughts
• Her texts with Gavin
• The $$ in her new PAC
• The calls she's been making (Zohran etc)
Lots more 🎁 —>
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
• Her 2028 thoughts
• Her texts with Gavin
• The $$ in her new PAC
• The calls she's been making (Zohran etc)
Lots more 🎁 —>
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Kamala Harris Isn’t Ready to Be Written Off
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The second sentence is a good summary of her career.
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
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Ugly crying in the rain after getting fired, holding a cardboard box full of bear traps and tnt and ball bearings and shit. Bottom falls out and the whole mess hits the sidewalk and blows me to fuckin kingdom come
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ugly crying in the rain after getting fired, holding a cardboard box full of bear traps and tnt and ball bearings and shit. Bottom falls out and the whole mess hits the sidewalk and blows me to fuckin kingdom come
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
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Even if you think, incorrectly, that this repulsive technology has any place in mainstream culture, maybe it gives you pause that the worst people in the world are hell bent on making you use it.
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Even if you think, incorrectly, that this repulsive technology has any place in mainstream culture, maybe it gives you pause that the worst people in the world are hell bent on making you use it.
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paul stanley to host new cnn nightly cooze report, gene simmons to co-anchor
October 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
paul stanley to host new cnn nightly cooze report, gene simmons to co-anchor
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Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
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(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Gritty movie trailer with a minor key version of It's Raining Men
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gritty movie trailer with a minor key version of It's Raining Men
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if you are able to do so, please help out my friend JP 💜
#mutualaid
#mutualaid
hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
if you are able to do so, please help out my friend JP 💜
#mutualaid
#mutualaid
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*brandishing a knife* bring us some figgy pudding
December 2, 2023 at 1:15 AM
*brandishing a knife* bring us some figgy pudding