THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING
@meatresponse.bsky.social
low-grade moron
Pinned
I refuse to find out what is going on
Moby Dick: Tokyo Drift
he swam so fast and furious
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Moby Dick: Tokyo Drift
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waiter: hi! welcome to Zapruder's. our specials today are the Brie Harvey Oswald and the Book Depositurkey
me: where's your restroom
waiter: back and to the left
me: where's your restroom
waiter: back and to the left
December 9, 2023 at 7:11 AM
waiter: hi! welcome to Zapruder's. our specials today are the Brie Harvey Oswald and the Book Depositurkey
me: where's your restroom
waiter: back and to the left
me: where's your restroom
waiter: back and to the left
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Me: yooooo you look like you were the first person to circumnavigate lunch
Thick Ferdinand Magellan ai chatbot: muy divertido señor, but you know what’s not funny? Birth rates of the whites versus the blacks and browns. Click my big juicy ass to find out more
Thick Ferdinand Magellan ai chatbot: muy divertido señor, but you know what’s not funny? Birth rates of the whites versus the blacks and browns. Click my big juicy ass to find out more
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me: yooooo you look like you were the first person to circumnavigate lunch
Thick Ferdinand Magellan ai chatbot: muy divertido señor, but you know what’s not funny? Birth rates of the whites versus the blacks and browns. Click my big juicy ass to find out more
Thick Ferdinand Magellan ai chatbot: muy divertido señor, but you know what’s not funny? Birth rates of the whites versus the blacks and browns. Click my big juicy ass to find out more
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MY WIFE: all around the trees are naked. the sky is gray. cold wind like needles!
ME: ok
ME: ok
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MY WIFE: all around the trees are naked. the sky is gray. cold wind like needles!
ME: ok
ME: ok
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my name is jason bourneofnowoman and i'm here to kill the king of scotland
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
my name is jason bourneofnowoman and i'm here to kill the king of scotland
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
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saw your man with a little red bindle by the railroad tracks
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
saw your man with a little red bindle by the railroad tracks
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thank god this is just my practice life before the real one
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
thank god this is just my practice life before the real one
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You could say I am a sort of jack off all trades
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You could say I am a sort of jack off all trades
Im fucking farting
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Im fucking farting
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The second sentence is a good summary of her career.
NEW: I wrote a profile of Kamala Harris at a pivot point. She wants to be heard but it is not clear what she wants to say.
• Her 2028 thoughts
• Her texts with Gavin
• The $$ in her new PAC
• The calls she's been making (Zohran etc)
Lots more 🎁 —>
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
• Her 2028 thoughts
• Her texts with Gavin
• The $$ in her new PAC
• The calls she's been making (Zohran etc)
Lots more 🎁 —>
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Kamala Harris Isn’t Ready to Be Written Off
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The second sentence is a good summary of her career.
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
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Ugly crying in the rain after getting fired, holding a cardboard box full of bear traps and tnt and ball bearings and shit. Bottom falls out and the whole mess hits the sidewalk and blows me to fuckin kingdom come
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ugly crying in the rain after getting fired, holding a cardboard box full of bear traps and tnt and ball bearings and shit. Bottom falls out and the whole mess hits the sidewalk and blows me to fuckin kingdom come
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
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Even if you think, incorrectly, that this repulsive technology has any place in mainstream culture, maybe it gives you pause that the worst people in the world are hell bent on making you use it.
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Even if you think, incorrectly, that this repulsive technology has any place in mainstream culture, maybe it gives you pause that the worst people in the world are hell bent on making you use it.
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paul stanley to host new cnn nightly cooze report, gene simmons to co-anchor
October 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
paul stanley to host new cnn nightly cooze report, gene simmons to co-anchor
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Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist