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She / her; they / them.
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The caffeine has hit my blood stream. I’m still indecisive, but I’m faster at it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Food makes you fat and have blood problems and fashion makes you uncomfortable
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I just wanna know what's the acceptable way to be obsessed with the antichrist that doesn't get you locked up, I guess you just have to be a billionaire white man or have finesse I'll never manage, when I was obsessed with the antichrist they just took me to the psych ward & injected me. Not fair.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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For over 130 years, Canadians either loved or hated Cherry Blossoms.
Considered a staple of the Christmas season, these candies were often found in stockings.
In January 2025, it was announced Cherry Blossoms were being discontinued.
This is their history.

🧵 1/6
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Nov 26th 1911 - New York Herald reported a Mr Green, Mr Bury and Mr Hill committed murder in Greenbury Hill.

📽️📅 Magnolia (1999)
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Happy St Catherine’s Day! She’s the patron of women students, anyone who works with wheels (e.g., potters), tanners, philosophers, and librarians. She’s also my confirmation saint. I love this painting of her by Caravaggio.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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@jrempel.bsky.social please help me 😭😭💔
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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oughta rename the fucking band Nick Cave & the Bad Takes at this point, jesus christ
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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the vinyl edition of the dolly parton/emmylou harris/linda ronstadt album comea with a really incredible inner sleeve
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB
AND THEN I FOUND A JOB
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I’M MISERABLE NOW
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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“Ladies, we know you aspired to full citizenship and equality in the public sphere and the home alike, but unfortunately men are feeling a little blue so it’s time for you to get back in the kitchen again.” -an article, white paper, or book that gets published like three times a week now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Ole Ring (Danish, 1902-1972)

'Saxköbing' 1963

oil on canvas, 45 x 53 cm.

#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Save money this Black Friday by not buying anything!
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Parliamentarians: Deliver Homes for All - Leadnow
leadnow.ca
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Undoubtedly, Musk's "make people laugh at a party" is him taking a picture of someone he employs, having MechaHitler roast their appearance, and then delighting in the forced laughter of his other employees.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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And the male loneliness epidemic takes a historic step towards, more loneliness and less friends.

Guys - and I say this as a woman who has had mostly male friends my entire life - please stop following these dbags.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM