[BALD TECHNIQUE] (lvl 25)
~ harnessing the pure light of the sun with a precise tilt of the head ~
+++ Reflective Laser Technique +++
--BALD BEAM--
(All bald people can do this.)
~ harnessing the pure light of the sun with a precise tilt of the head ~
+++ Reflective Laser Technique +++
--BALD BEAM--
(All bald people can do this.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
[BALD TECHNIQUE] (lvl 25)
~ harnessing the pure light of the sun with a precise tilt of the head ~
+++ Reflective Laser Technique +++
--BALD BEAM--
(All bald people can do this.)
~ harnessing the pure light of the sun with a precise tilt of the head ~
+++ Reflective Laser Technique +++
--BALD BEAM--
(All bald people can do this.)
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
just made my first crossword
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
just made my first crossword
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
They should make the glory hole itself feel good to stick your dick in. That way if there's no one in the other booth it's not a total loss
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They should make the glory hole itself feel good to stick your dick in. That way if there's no one in the other booth it's not a total loss
this shits gonna go so hard in the millennial retirement home
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this shits gonna go so hard in the millennial retirement home
Corner Gas is alright but I prefer the original manga, Canadian Gasoline Chronicle
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Corner Gas is alright but I prefer the original manga, Canadian Gasoline Chronicle
Renamon would go nuts in the WNBA
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Renamon would go nuts in the WNBA
Reposted by Fio Fiorello
my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei
May 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei
received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
received a cease and desist from a famous rapper (who i respectfully keep anonymous) and unfortunately i am no longer allowed to bill myself as White Ludacris
best city in da world
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
best city in da world
first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit
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November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit
i have finally reached mythical status
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i have finally reached mythical status
just made my first crossword
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
just made my first crossword
there is so much that we could learn from frogs especially in the realms of singing and jumping
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
there is so much that we could learn from frogs especially in the realms of singing and jumping
a fighting game with a roster based entirely on Jay-Z's verse from Monster
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a fighting game with a roster based entirely on Jay-Z's verse from Monster
instead of friendsgiving we should celebrate enemiestaking where you steal shit from people you don't like
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
instead of friendsgiving we should celebrate enemiestaking where you steal shit from people you don't like
it's so ironic that jesus ended up getting killed on a big version of one of his necklaces
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it's so ironic that jesus ended up getting killed on a big version of one of his necklaces
EXPENSIVE WATCH GUY: yeah it looks like a pile of silver plated legos, but it's also really hard to read
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
EXPENSIVE WATCH GUY: yeah it looks like a pile of silver plated legos, but it's also really hard to read
got shot right in the butthole but i quickly twisted and turned my body in just the right sequence of motions so the bullet traveled harmlessly through my digestive system and out of my mouth
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
got shot right in the butthole but i quickly twisted and turned my body in just the right sequence of motions so the bullet traveled harmlessly through my digestive system and out of my mouth
never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a little kid "what happens in that movie?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a little kid "what happens in that movie?"
they should make a brand of cigarettes only available to people who quit smoking. they should be extra cheap and taste really good to try and win you back.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
they should make a brand of cigarettes only available to people who quit smoking. they should be extra cheap and taste really good to try and win you back.
my life's like a movie (arby's new employee training film)
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my life's like a movie (arby's new employee training film)
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
Count Dracula? ok. there's only one
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Count Dracula? ok. there's only one