this shits gonna go so hard in the millennial retirement home
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this shits gonna go so hard in the millennial retirement home
first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit
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November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
first bombshell from the epstein files holy shit
i have finally reached mythical status
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i have finally reached mythical status
just made my first crossword
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
just made my first crossword
hold on babe, we're gonna catch the absolute shit outta this fish
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hold on babe, we're gonna catch the absolute shit outta this fish
A detail I love is the speed-blur around him. Not only does he love the needles, he's sprinting right into them! He can't wait!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A detail I love is the speed-blur around him. Not only does he love the needles, he's sprinting right into them! He can't wait!!
Get in the hole motherfucker
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Get in the hole motherfucker
hope to see you in the kind of predicament that is normally reserved for the unnamed characters in Yu-Gi-Oh trap cards
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hope to see you in the kind of predicament that is normally reserved for the unnamed characters in Yu-Gi-Oh trap cards
Last guy who ran up on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.
Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Last guy who ran up on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them.
Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.
Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.
how it feels the woman in your earbuds says "battery low"
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
how it feels the woman in your earbuds says "battery low"
Fuck this card dude
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Fuck this card dude
to be fair they're only missing one entry
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
to be fair they're only missing one entry
Incredible how many restaurants completely fuck up making this simple dessert.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Incredible how many restaurants completely fuck up making this simple dessert.
i fronted this bee a brick to see if he was a hustler, poor bastard snorted his future away
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i fronted this bee a brick to see if he was a hustler, poor bastard snorted his future away
We asked 100 married warlocks, "What's a spell you would never cast in front of your wife?"
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We asked 100 married warlocks, "What's a spell you would never cast in front of your wife?"
it's fucking watto i don't have anything funny to say but you jackasses love this fucker so make this viral
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it's fucking watto i don't have anything funny to say but you jackasses love this fucker so make this viral
![A bit of the script from the show "Delocated"
Jon:
This behemoth behind me is T.B. Uncle Sam needed a little help in the old pockeybook, and, uh, hey, that was good for me. I ended up with a badass blackwater type dude.
TB:
The human pyramid at Abu Ghraib was my design.
Bryce Grieke:
Really?
Jon:
Yeah.
Bryce Grieke:
Did they have to be naked? [laughs]
TB:
[ain't playing around]
Bryce Grieke:
Oh. I guess...yeah, I guess they did.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmli3q6capkbvwmakh67dhty/bafkreifd2rlwqaahke3e26tvitdvu2y2lh3cen4uv3ny66yvgvf4i4byli@jpeg)
Love when they pull out this graph to say "see most of the money goes to the devs* not the C-suite**!"
*hundreds of people splitting a little over half the revenue from the thing they actually made
**6 people making 30x the money per unit sold
*hundreds of people splitting a little over half the revenue from the thing they actually made
**6 people making 30x the money per unit sold
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Love when they pull out this graph to say "see most of the money goes to the devs* not the C-suite**!"
*hundreds of people splitting a little over half the revenue from the thing they actually made
**6 people making 30x the money per unit sold
*hundreds of people splitting a little over half the revenue from the thing they actually made
**6 people making 30x the money per unit sold
feeling a little better
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
feeling a little better
leaked messages from the National Institute of Health
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
leaked messages from the National Institute of Health
(dejectedly, ashamed): yeah... that is what i meant...
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(dejectedly, ashamed): yeah... that is what i meant...
the rabbits are finally back
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the rabbits are finally back
always wanted to follow them wherever they were going
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
always wanted to follow them wherever they were going