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I’m a showman. I put on such a wonderful show!
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · Jul 12
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have Johnny Hell, Bob Crap, And Steve Shit
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10h
I hear that the whole world is having a hard time right now
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11h
Nice jacket
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11h
I feel emotionally disconnected from the robot army I work for
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 1d
Hmm let’s see what’s going on in the big boobs and anger machine today
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you very much
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve decided to become mature
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 3d
Is it weird I can hear what jazz is telling me what to do?
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 4d
I just looked at a patch of grass in between patches of concrete sidewalk. A stop sign was sticking out of it and I genuinely thought “that looks nice”. Is that what you mean?
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 4d
We all have ADHD because our units aren’t programmed to hold such a constant onslaught of data. We need to upgrade our brains to processors housed in synthetic bodies that don’t get diarrhea also
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5d
Not as erudite as something you can write but I'm an emotional writer! Ha. And I feel like this now paired with his Inherent Vice PTA has given me a new appreciation for the Pynchonion paranoid underdogs that I love so much. In this appreciation for and illustration they are kindred spirits
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5d
Yes! Wrote this on Letterboxd:

This film is beautiful and should be saturated into our blood like sunshine. You know the classic film Bob is watching in his living room? This is PT Anderson’s that. Benicio dancing for the cops eh. We all need to throw each other a nice cold Modelo. Love to all.
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5d
Go outside and touch a tree. Love to all
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 5d
Damn that was good. Hell yeah
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 8d
Reality is mostly mundane. 90% of our world is fantasies we’ve created to distract us from how we could have diarrhea and expire at any moment. That being said yes Evil seems to be in charge lately. These are the ones who must identify how they’ve been influenced by their fears of death and diarrhea
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 8d
Bran Flakes are my lucky charms
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 9d
Alien Earth is perfect for chilling out and watching while you eat a bowl of bran flakes
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10d
Do Androids Honk The Electric Wang?
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11d
It would be funny if every civilian gets locked up in a massive super prison and you can only use Uber Eats and Amazon to get stuff with your credit score and you’re like “This is bullshit. What is going on”
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11d
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 21d
I’m leaving. I’ve decided to live a real life
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22d
Hey guys I’m here in heaven and me and some angels are watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit except Jessica’s boobs are edited out until her and Roger get married. It’s fun!
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22d
Thank you so much for your support I really appreciate it
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22d
Then I will be jealous. “Hey! I’m the sunglasses guy!”
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22d
I’m excited to see Jesus today
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Chris Locke Online @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 23d
Look who comes crawling back on his hands and knees… Mickey Mouse
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