Greg One Leg
@gregoryonelegory.bsky.social
I’m Greg, I have one leg and it’s the most interesting thing about me
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My crap
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My crap
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Pinned
Why is Gregory shortened to Greg when Gory is right there?!
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Doggy style so you can see my anus smiling.
June 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Doggy style so you can see my anus smiling.
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I've made it from the bed to the couch......
I'm ready to seize the day now
I'm ready to seize the day now
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I've made it from the bed to the couch......
I'm ready to seize the day now
I'm ready to seize the day now
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I have gas, grass and ass. I cannot be stopped.
June 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I have gas, grass and ass. I cannot be stopped.
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I used to manage a dildo factory.
We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.
We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.
June 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I used to manage a dildo factory.
We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.
We had a lot of trouble with female squatters.
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Handjob them to completion, but the load is millions of little bananas, & Donkey Kong appears.
*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*
*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*
April 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Handjob them to completion, but the load is millions of little bananas, & Donkey Kong appears.
*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*
*distant sounds of the Super Mario Party theme*
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Rich people lie. How do you think they got there hmmm
June 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Rich people lie. How do you think they got there hmmm
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I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H
June 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H
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I think I'm over this being human thing
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think I'm over this being human thing
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I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.
June 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.
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You can always count on me to be openly honest about my stupidity.
June 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
You can always count on me to be openly honest about my stupidity.
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Good morning.
Don’t say it back.
Don’t say it back.
May 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Good morning.
Don’t say it back.
Don’t say it back.
I ate bran flakes today so my gut health better be on point for the next two weeks
June 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I ate bran flakes today so my gut health better be on point for the next two weeks
You can identify as a stegosaurus for all I care but do not try and pass off cauliflower as fucking rice
June 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You can identify as a stegosaurus for all I care but do not try and pass off cauliflower as fucking rice
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Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?
June 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Jumping to conclusions? With these knees?
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Me, to my pillow: did you cum?
June 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me, to my pillow: did you cum?
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you seem like the kinda person who got all your tests handed back to you face down
June 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
you seem like the kinda person who got all your tests handed back to you face down
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I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.
June 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I'm old, but not rinsing a Ziplock plastic bag to reuse it later because it wasn't that dirty, old.
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relationship status: sending myself nudes
May 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
relationship status: sending myself nudes
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Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.
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Is that a ham in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Is that a ham in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Some people look so much better wearing sunglasses.
Others, ski masks.
Others, ski masks.
June 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Some people look so much better wearing sunglasses.
Others, ski masks.
Others, ski masks.
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Make it look like you're bobbing for apples while you're down there.
June 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Make it look like you're bobbing for apples while you're down there.
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I've been single for so long that my type isn't even my type anymore
June 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've been single for so long that my type isn't even my type anymore
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coworker: do you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver?
me: I have HAD it done to me at an Applebee's, so you could say I dabble
me: I have HAD it done to me at an Applebee's, so you could say I dabble
June 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
coworker: do you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver?
me: I have HAD it done to me at an Applebee's, so you could say I dabble
me: I have HAD it done to me at an Applebee's, so you could say I dabble
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I'm sorry I replied weird but in my defense, I'm weird
June 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm sorry I replied weird but in my defense, I'm weird