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MrCarter3

@mrcarter3.bsky.social

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I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude. My shitposts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · Nov 13

Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 2d

I like my men how I like my pizza. Extra cheesy and in my mouth.

(Am I doing this right?)

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 2d

If I can cancel my subscription to your issues that'd be great thanks

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 2d

Co-worker: I'm offended by the stuff you say..
Me: You should here the shit I hold back

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 2d

I argued with a squirrel today.

So, I’ve got that going for me.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4d

How can I annoy thee..Let me count thy ways <inspirational>

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4d

Friendship 101..If someone talks about others they'll talk about you. You just won't know.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d

Who keeps pushing snooze on the doomsday clock..

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d

Throws candy corn at you like confetti.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d

I've been called sweet many times right up until I speak up and defend myself. <grins politely>

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d

Not anti-social but like Hello..please don't sit next to me.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17d

Every time I eat garlic bread I imagine how conflicted of a vampire I would be

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19d

Mirror my personality and chill?

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 18d

I’m spending the afternoon wishing stubbed toes on my enemies.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 17d

Kinda like nap and chill? I'm in AJ😎

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19d

Yay! YOU. <derogatory>

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19d

Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19d

I've conquered my demons. Now..what.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19d

I spent the day with me. I kinda like her.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18d

Wanna play dead and chill together..flirting.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17d

Walked into my bedroom in the dark and felt like the furniture had been moved.

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 17d

I know my debt card be like " you eating again big sexy"

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 17d

Don't ruin today worrying about yesterday's problem

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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 17d

I've come to the conclusion there is only 1 of me, so I guess I'm endangered or limited edition

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17d

Murder, She Wrote

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