Doris Daydreams
@dorisdaydreams.bsky.social
Salty and sarcastic isn't a vibe, it is my entire personality. In a situationship with @YorkshireTea.bsky.social
Ramblings :
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@DorisDaydreams on the other...
Ramblings :
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w77ms34l6mbx4obf3ap4fwwd/lists/3lazhqnsyqs2j
@DorisDaydreams on the other...
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“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
The relationship between me and B&M bargains is nobody else's business
June 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The relationship between me and B&M bargains is nobody else's business
Woke up this morning to find my tits have dramatically dropped a couple of inches -OVERNIGHT. At this rate, I'll be tripping over my nipples by the weekend.
June 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Woke up this morning to find my tits have dramatically dropped a couple of inches -OVERNIGHT. At this rate, I'll be tripping over my nipples by the weekend.
It's funny how Brits living abroad like to be labelled as 'ex-pats' rather than immigrants. Granted, I've only been to a handful of airports, but I don't recall seeing signposts for 'Ex-Pats' in Spanish airports, I did see 'Immigration', though...
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's funny how Brits living abroad like to be labelled as 'ex-pats' rather than immigrants. Granted, I've only been to a handful of airports, but I don't recall seeing signposts for 'Ex-Pats' in Spanish airports, I did see 'Immigration', though...
I need an emotional support Canadian
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I need an emotional support Canadian
I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.
June 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.
Thinking of creating a DM room for all the men talking to themselves in women's DMs so that they're not lonely.
April 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Thinking of creating a DM room for all the men talking to themselves in women's DMs so that they're not lonely.
I just want someone to love me as much as this fella loves his wife.
#BlackMirror
#BlackMirror
April 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I just want someone to love me as much as this fella loves his wife.
#BlackMirror
#BlackMirror
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I tell my son a story every night at bed time. After six years my imagination is running on empty. I just recounted The Count Of Monte Cristo in a five night saga. He loved it, thinks I am a storytelling legend.
April 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I tell my son a story every night at bed time. After six years my imagination is running on empty. I just recounted The Count Of Monte Cristo in a five night saga. He loved it, thinks I am a storytelling legend.
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I crossed a French cockatiel with a Swiss cuckoo. The offspring is a quelleheuretil.
January 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I crossed a French cockatiel with a Swiss cuckoo. The offspring is a quelleheuretil.
I'm way too mid to be this level of psychotic.
April 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm way too mid to be this level of psychotic.
Dear America,
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
March 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dear America,
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
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what’s the matter babe you’ve barely touched your genocidal capitalist imperialism
March 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
what’s the matter babe you’ve barely touched your genocidal capitalist imperialism
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Of all the things I don't know how to do, shutting the fuck up is number one
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Of all the things I don't know how to do, shutting the fuck up is number one
A society's true character & moral standing are often best reflected in how it cares for and protects its most vulnerable members, including children, the elderly, the disabled, and those facing hardship.
How are we doing, United Kingdom?
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
How are we doing, United Kingdom?
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A society's true character & moral standing are often best reflected in how it cares for and protects its most vulnerable members, including children, the elderly, the disabled, and those facing hardship.
How are we doing, United Kingdom?
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
How are we doing, United Kingdom?
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
People who are struggling with disability, who did not previously have MH problems, will probably now have MH problems due to the unhinged changes to the disability benefits system that this government is trying to force.
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
March 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
People who are struggling with disability, who did not previously have MH problems, will probably now have MH problems due to the unhinged changes to the disability benefits system that this government is trying to force.
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty
I can only describe myself as feeling a little bit 'prickly' today, approach with caution...
a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face .
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March 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I can only describe myself as feeling a little bit 'prickly' today, approach with caution...
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The beach is the only place with salt that lowers your blood pressure
March 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The beach is the only place with salt that lowers your blood pressure
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none of this is real. we’re all dead, right? we gotta be dead
March 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
none of this is real. we’re all dead, right? we gotta be dead
Worked from 1996. Got so ill that in '24 I was terminated 'on grounds of ill health'. Complex Crohns disease, severe malnourishment, NG tube fed, constant abdominal pain, unable to walk, space cadet due to medications, double stoma, diabetic... Tell me, who will employ me?
#PIP #Disabilitybenefits
#PIP #Disabilitybenefits
March 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Worked from 1996. Got so ill that in '24 I was terminated 'on grounds of ill health'. Complex Crohns disease, severe malnourishment, NG tube fed, constant abdominal pain, unable to walk, space cadet due to medications, double stoma, diabetic... Tell me, who will employ me?
#PIP #Disabilitybenefits
#PIP #Disabilitybenefits
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Hi, yes, this is my first rodeo.
*notepad and pen ready*
*notepad and pen ready*
February 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hi, yes, this is my first rodeo.
*notepad and pen ready*
*notepad and pen ready*
Just a little reminder that the UK DOES in fact enjoy freedom of speech. However, if that speech is intended to incite criminality, then yeah, you will get pulled up on it.
March 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just a little reminder that the UK DOES in fact enjoy freedom of speech. However, if that speech is intended to incite criminality, then yeah, you will get pulled up on it.
Might fuck around and piss off a crow
a poster that says happy nightmares with a crow
ALT: a poster that says happy nightmares with a crow
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February 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Might fuck around and piss off a crow
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1 like = 1 entry into the book of inconsolable sorrows
1 repost = 1 plague to afflict your children and your children’s children and so on and so forth for one hundred hundred generations
1 repost = 1 plague to afflict your children and your children’s children and so on and so forth for one hundred hundred generations
October 27, 2024 at 3:59 AM
1 like = 1 entry into the book of inconsolable sorrows
1 repost = 1 plague to afflict your children and your children’s children and so on and so forth for one hundred hundred generations
1 repost = 1 plague to afflict your children and your children’s children and so on and so forth for one hundred hundred generations
My way of showing love is by acts of service, like cooking, buying him something thoughtful, doing laundry, etc.
This is where I've been going wrong all of my life.
I'm NOT washing any more dirty underpants. Acts of service are now over. The laundry is shut.
This is where I've been going wrong all of my life.
I'm NOT washing any more dirty underpants. Acts of service are now over. The laundry is shut.
a woman wearing overalls and a bandana is holding a piece of cloth .
ALT: a woman wearing overalls and a bandana is holding a piece of cloth .
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February 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My way of showing love is by acts of service, like cooking, buying him something thoughtful, doing laundry, etc.
This is where I've been going wrong all of my life.
I'm NOT washing any more dirty underpants. Acts of service are now over. The laundry is shut.
This is where I've been going wrong all of my life.
I'm NOT washing any more dirty underpants. Acts of service are now over. The laundry is shut.