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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 6h

*my friends get pulled with me into my version of silent hill and all the monsters have their dick caught in a jeans zipper*
hmm i wonder what that’s all about

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 27d

The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves

These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7h

peavis

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Mar 9

Home to one of the most bonkers lines in not just Star Trek but really any television show ever

Crusher saying that she fell asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in her grandmothers journal

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cayce @cayce.zone · 11h

get jonked

Daily Squibs @dailysquibs.bsky.social · 11h

DARKNESS (Jonker, 1993)

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 7h

*Downs it in one*
*Close my eyes*
*deep breath*

Perfection.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 8h

He’s going the hell off

Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 8h

The hare was on his fourth bowl of spring salad with mountain cheese and hazelnut and almond bread. Between salads he had demolished a number of blackcurrant tarts, a carrot 'n' turnip pasty with gravy, and a huge portion of woodland trifle topped with meadowcream.

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jun 2

WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin.

ASH: where's professor oak

HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

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Doc | Puroresu Era 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @docblocked.bsky.social · 9h

Hangman and Samoa Joe: “I’m gonna show ya that I’m the real top dog in AEW!”

Toni Storm and Kris Statlander: “The unbridled sexual tension between us has reached an insane fever pitch.”

The Jon Moxley and Darby Allin subplot:

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10h

If you are new to Bluesky, it has a rule that one person can’t eat all the fully loaded nachos

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 9h

Yes!

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9h

I feel like in terms of gates, Hitlergate has to be the worst one you can get or at least in the top 5.

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 10h

A new analysis shredded Vice President JD Vance's dismissal of outrage over a leaked Young Republicans group chat containing racist and Hitler‐admiring messages, in which he referred to the participants as "kids" and argued people were overreacting.

'Sorry, JD Vance': VP's claim 'Hitlergate' chat was just 'kids' promptly smacked down

A new analysis shredded Vice President JD Vance's dismissal of outrage over a leaked Young Republicans group chat containing racist and Hitler‑admiring messages, in which he referred to the participants as “kids” and argued people were overreacting.But Mother Jones' Julianne McShane issued a searing...

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 9h

THE THING
EVIL DEAD 2
THE BLACK CAT
NOROI

Rock of the Living Dead 💀 @ricosblues.bsky.social · 10h

DAWN OF THE DEAD
SUSPIRIA
THE BEYOND
THE BLACK CAT

John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 13h

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 13h

DONALD TRUMP! You've put HARD TIMES on the American People!

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19h

This is great. I'll take all the Remember Some Guys-style interviews with character actors that you've got, and this is an especially good one.

Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 19h

Thought you’d want to look at this one: thereveal.film/interview-ke...

Interview: Kevin Tighe on ‘One Battle After Another’ and a great career on stage and screen

The great character actor talks about his return to the screen in 'One Battle After Another' and a half-century journey in the business.

thereveal.film

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20h

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

This does not include posters because the idea of being paid to post is the biggest fucking idiot idea that anyone ever had and has made social media into a cesspool of hideous monsters, I mean like journalists and people who stream Mario Party

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 2d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Anthony Bowens @bowensofficial.bsky.social · 1d

True! Sorry Trout, I’m the superior New Jersey athlete

Francisco Windor @franciscowindor.bsky.social · 1d

You: scissor king, AEW tag champ, AEW trio champ, pride of professional wrestling, several magazine covers.

Mike Trout: not recognized as a king of any office equipment, no AEW championships, on some ESPN fantasy baseball magazine covers.

You clear him easily!

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St1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 1d

I am covering EVERY First Person Shooter EVER made in Japan.

From 1985 to 2025, that's over 40 years and 70 games of gaming history.

Link: youtu.be/F80Cl6WzBNo?...

This was without a doubt the most ambitious video I've ever made.

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 1d

Wins his second Oscar. Immediately starts pre-production on his remake of Chaplin's The Kid with Roberto taking on Jackie Coogan's role.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

Still from the movie Captain Phillips showing the pirate leader pointing at himself with two fingers with text that reads "Look at me, I'm the Hut now"

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 1d

Art by • Ayami Kojima

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