eastyjet
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@eschatonblog.com
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
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Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
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On the day Zack Polanski announced his leadership campaign, the Green Party had 60,000 members.
They now have 128,000 - an increase of 113%.
He doubled the membership in just 5 months.
They now have 128,000 - an increase of 113%.
He doubled the membership in just 5 months.
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Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.
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🚨 POLL | Britons SUPPORT banning Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from attending next month's Aston Villa match.
✅ Support – 42%
❌ Oppose – 28%
Via @YouGov, 17 October
✅ Support – 42%
❌ Oppose – 28%
Via @YouGov, 17 October
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still trying to grapple with a huge chunk of the political establishment including the heads of every major party not headed by a Jewish person along with whole schools of their media pilot fish trying to foster serious civil disorder in a major British city against the will of the cops.
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eva (^_^)/
@eva.computer
· 2d
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ceej
@ceej.online
· 2d
vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel
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merritt
@merrittk.com
· Nov 21
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