PowerBottom 5000 (original)
@chaff.bsky.social
toast humanoid. she/her
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me seeing Brits slag off the Brits vs me when the Americans get involved
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Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.
Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis
The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.
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as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
what I find so interesting about AI meeting tools is that companies don't seem to mind meetings with sometimes sensitive company data just being recorded by random startups
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
what I find so interesting about AI meeting tools is that companies don't seem to mind meetings with sometimes sensitive company data just being recorded by random startups
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Just saw this American bite into a chocolate orange like a fucking apple and threw my phone into a well.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just saw this American bite into a chocolate orange like a fucking apple and threw my phone into a well.
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POV you are Helen Staniland
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
POV you are Helen Staniland
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
tell your mom i said what’s up
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
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"A French Fry Restaurant"
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"A French Fry Restaurant"
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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thinking about posting something contrarian for clicks
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
thinking about posting something contrarian for clicks
lads I am ill. caught a cold off my husband. this is on top of the back thing that happened last week
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
lads I am ill. caught a cold off my husband. this is on top of the back thing that happened last week
I see we're in for another round of "actually the Europeans are the most racist" from our American posters today
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I see we're in for another round of "actually the Europeans are the most racist" from our American posters today
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Why is there so much Star Wars-star trek discourse rn
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Here’s my take: Star Wars is for nerds but is at least fun
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
Star Trek is for insufferable nerds who love the pop culture dialogue scenes from Tarantino movies
sean bean pronounced shaun bhaun
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
sean bean pronounced shaun bhaun
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
i love watching a film and then searching it on Reddit to see what nerds with limited social skills and no sense of humour think of it
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i love watching a film and then searching it on Reddit to see what nerds with limited social skills and no sense of humour think of it
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tragic men need to do a bit less asking "grok" to do an epic roast of their friends, and a bit more "cook"(ing) an epic roast for their friends
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
tragic men need to do a bit less asking "grok" to do an epic roast of their friends, and a bit more "cook"(ing) an epic roast for their friends
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i’ve been sort of peripherally aware of enoch burke for a while but it was only seeing this article that i saw how absolutely batshit insane his whole family is, leading me to discover this incredible paragraph on his family’s wikipedia page
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
i’ve been sort of peripherally aware of enoch burke for a while but it was only seeing this article that i saw how absolutely batshit insane his whole family is, leading me to discover this incredible paragraph on his family’s wikipedia page