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Chabby D

Chabby D

@chabbyd.bsky.social

2.1K followers 730 following 1.5K posts

AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4jemtrshakmunzqdy/feed/aaalqeqedfqae

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19h

My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, “really, really gross.”

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 47m

They are truly as dumb as they are corrupt.

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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 23h

Why am I here?

Existential work addition

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 23h

I could get down with both shoe and chair. I’ve been rocking these bad boys outside of work

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 23h

My brain glitched on me last night and I couldn’t sleep, I was literally shopping for a chair for my computer desk at 3am. I may need your recommendation!

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 23h

I hope you at least took the comfy office chair from one of them

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

The men in my office be crashing out over printer jams, and I just sigh, fix it in two clicks, and go back to carrying civilization on my back.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 23h

I shaved my tongue for this?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 23h

Another day, another rousing game of “ADHD, perimenopause, or PMS”

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 23h

She was the hottest of messes, so much so that her teacher is letting her perform it for her personally so she doesn’t have to do it in front of her class. You’ve both got this

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

I had to translate act one scene one of Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night to a modern highschool drama for my 15 year old while she had a complete meltdown over having to perform it in front of her class. You’re not alone!

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you’re too regulated to be bothered today

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

Understanding that you’re really dumb about alot of things is liberating, just as much as understanding you’re fucking brilliant about other things.

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

I just had my teeth cleaned and need two fillings and a crown. Better get my shit together. No one wants dental work for Christmas.

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

My brain decided we were taking a break from sleeping last night. We are in for a long day!

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I just gave myself two black eyes.
How is your morning going?

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

Omg thank you! The auDHD challenge of remembering to do simple shit while knowing it involves putting string in my mouth demands validation. It’s exhausting

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

I flossed my teeth, please clap.

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

As per the state of all of the things, I will not be tolerating any dumb bullshit.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t ask for much. Just love, foot rubs, a gothic castle, eternal life, and a masked man chasing me through the woods while i pretend i don’t want to get caught.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

A romantic corner booth for two. The lights are low. We gaze lovingly into our respective iPhones.

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 1d

You’re doing it right!

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry I'm late. My son made me sit criss-cross applesauce, and it took 13 minutes of physical therapy to walk again

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d

you have to be a little weird or the world will eat you alive

Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 5d

Those of us who grew up on Grunge music don’t need AI to recommend heroin. Way ahead of you on that one stupid digital clown.