Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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Like my replies to other people so I know it’s real
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Like my replies to other people so I know it’s real
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Today feels like a fine day to stop giving a shit for awhile.
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today feels like a fine day to stop giving a shit for awhile.
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If I were ever to try love again, I'd demand to see how they treat people on Marketplace first.
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If I were ever to try love again, I'd demand to see how they treat people on Marketplace first.
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
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"no one's keeping score" i am
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"no one's keeping score" i am
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I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 AM
It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
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bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
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I notice you, but I’m not in notice with you.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I notice you, but I’m not in notice with you.
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life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired
I will quit smoking for good when everyone I know quits their bullshit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I will quit smoking for good when everyone I know quits their bullshit.
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Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Some of you are legitimately funny
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
some of you are crazy talented
and some of you I bet smell nice and give good hugs
but some of you are weird as fuck and it gives me hope
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key party but for gas station drugs is this something
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
key party but for gas station drugs is this something
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i would just like the weekend to at least feel as long as one fecking work day does
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i would just like the weekend to at least feel as long as one fecking work day does
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Not that worried though. Good morning! 🩷
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not that worried though. Good morning! 🩷
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Can someone just hold this* for me for a second?
life*
life*
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Can someone just hold this* for me for a second?
life*
life*
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HIM: *pays for dinner*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
HIM: *pays for dinner*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
ME: *files for a restraining order*
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*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*gets a teardrop tattoo for every boner I’ve killed*
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
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I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
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Mad Me: I’m not playing these fucking games with you anymore
Life: 🤪
Life: 🤪
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mad Me: I’m not playing these fucking games with you anymore
Life: 🤪
Life: 🤪
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It’s just a high ponytail and knee high boots kinda day
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s just a high ponytail and knee high boots kinda day
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Finally, we have invented the Dunning-Kruger Device
“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.
Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪
Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Finally, we have invented the Dunning-Kruger Device
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An EriKKKa KKKIRK, Bari Weiss town hall next week hosted by CBS “News”?
I did Nazi that coming.
I did Nazi that coming.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
An EriKKKa KKKIRK, Bari Weiss town hall next week hosted by CBS “News”?
I did Nazi that coming.
I did Nazi that coming.