Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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making calls from the phone in my satellite office means I have to enter an access code+an outgoing call code+area code+number for a grand total of about 686 numbers and guess when I mess up and misdial? If you guessed at the second-to-last number you're wrong. Because it's at the last number. 😣
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
making calls from the phone in my satellite office means I have to enter an access code+an outgoing call code+area code+number for a grand total of about 686 numbers and guess when I mess up and misdial? If you guessed at the second-to-last number you're wrong. Because it's at the last number. 😣
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I don’t know what I am doing so I’m going back to bed
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I don’t know what I am doing so I’m going back to bed
This will be the first Christmas where I will not be invited or welcomed to my father’s home and that makes me smile every time I think about it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This will be the first Christmas where I will not be invited or welcomed to my father’s home and that makes me smile every time I think about it.
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People are temporary. The emotional damage from a good plot twist is forever.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
People are temporary. The emotional damage from a good plot twist is forever.
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Elves on the shelves??
Can fuck themselves!
Can fuck themselves!
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Elves on the shelves??
Can fuck themselves!
Can fuck themselves!
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the art of letting whoever think whatever
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the art of letting whoever think whatever
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i don’t need a flu shot, i eat gas station food
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i don’t need a flu shot, i eat gas station food
Hey it’s almost Dave’s birthday! Show him some love!
It's my birthday week! Want to help a guy out? Wish him a happy day (on the 6th) or he'd gladly accept a couple bucks! I've been spending most my time taking care of mom. I'm thinking that any money raised will buy her a nice gift. 1/2
venmo.com/u/Dave-tothe-K
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December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey it’s almost Dave’s birthday! Show him some love!
I left my inside jokes outside
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I left my inside jokes outside
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Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent
The new American Dream is the one where you’re falling endlessly while also naked at school as all your teeth fall out at the same time for no reason.
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The new American Dream is the one where you’re falling endlessly while also naked at school as all your teeth fall out at the same time for no reason.
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I go to more places alone now (bars and restaurants) and unintentionally eavesdrop on a lot of conversations and I just gotta say that men say really weird shit to eachother when they think no one is listening
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I go to more places alone now (bars and restaurants) and unintentionally eavesdrop on a lot of conversations and I just gotta say that men say really weird shit to eachother when they think no one is listening
It’s call Bluesky because dopamine farming simulator is a mouthful.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s call Bluesky because dopamine farming simulator is a mouthful.
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
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Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
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I cooked 22 pounds of bird meat, please respond
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I cooked 22 pounds of bird meat, please respond
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Rate my Thanksgiving leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Rate my Thanksgiving leftovers
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November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Weird that misogynists attack Tylenol since it’s the only drug prescribed to women for excruciating pain… ohhh
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Weird that misogynists attack Tylenol since it’s the only drug prescribed to women for excruciating pain… ohhh
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My daughter keeps doing dumb shit and then tells people it’s because I took Tylenol while I was pregnant.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My daughter keeps doing dumb shit and then tells people it’s because I took Tylenol while I was pregnant.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
I didn’t, but I’m so proud of her going through life just being casually hilarious.
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Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
Ran out of time to make a turkey sandwich to bring for lunch so all I have is this pocket of gravy. My leg is wet.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ran out of time to make a turkey sandwich to bring for lunch so all I have is this pocket of gravy. My leg is wet.