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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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justinbaragona.bsky.social
And there it is...
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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amagire.bsky.social
don't you ever just want to get a static grass applicator and go APE SHIT
comraderobot.bsky.social Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 3h
im imaging what my life would be like if i built a model railroad
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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samorama.bsky.social
You could just be Rick Steves or Michael Sheen & use your money to eliminate your communities suffering but not as many page view/clicks/impressions/followers in that.
bigjoel.bsky.social Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 7h
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
your free press is dead
Arnold in phone booth with young John Connor terminator 2 telling him his parents are dead to the bad robot.
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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chadloder.bsky.social
PBS FRONTLINE's "Surviving CECOT" is incredible, disturbing, moving, and they didn't self censor.
Surviving CECOT | FRONTLINE | PBS | Official Site | Documentary Series
The story of three Venezuelan men branded as gang members and deported to CECOT.
www.pbs.org
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
always jamiroquai never jamiroqhowareyou
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is ‘do not get between a sober woman and the last seltzer’
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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brunojnavarro.bsky.social
started / going
TechCrunch https://techcrunch.com Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by Al 29 Apr 2025 - Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said that 20% to 30% of code inside the company's repositories was "written by software" - meaning... Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com Microsoft admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 1 day ago - Except it's not totally terrible. What makes it terrible is the privacy invasions and the consent issues Microsoft has with its users, along ...
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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malwhere.bzky.team
I like big butts and I cannot lie,

and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth
tylerfromtheinternet.com Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15h
I like big butts and I cannot lie,

So I have no choice but to confess. I chopped down the cherry tree.
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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chrissteller.bsky.social
Does YOUR family have an Edmund Fitzgerald tree ornament??
ornament is a miniature red Xmas stocking that says Lake Siperior and has Solit Rock lighthouse and a sinking lake freighter stuck in it
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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greatdismal.bsky.social
How much worse can it get?
Way mo’!
spnkr.bsky.social Spencer Hayes @spnkr.bsky.social · 1d
Around half of San Francisco is without power right now and something like 1/3rd of intersections I drove through had waymos stopped in the middle of them making a dangerous situation even worse.

Do not let Waymo into your city.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
calamitycrush.bsky.social
My cat puked up half of her dry food and woke me up thinking she was gonna get her morning wet food right away
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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drnwillburger.bsky.social
Happy Winter Solstice everyone!

The days are getting longer from today 🌞

#Winter #WinterSolstice
Black‑and‑white cartoon of two vampires in long black cloaks standing together, looking worriedly at a wall calendar showing “Dec 22.” One says “Shit,” and below them the caption reads “NIGHTS ARE GETTING SHORTER.”
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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helldude.bsky.social
its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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edzitron.com
I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
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Companies have also struggled with Al's lack of consistency. Jeremy Nielsen, general manager at North American railroad service provider Cando Rail and Terminals, said the company recently tested an Al chatbot for employees to study internal safety reports and training materials. But Cando ran into a surprising stumbling block: the models couldn't consistently and correctly summarize the Canadian Rail Operating Rules, a roughly 100-page document that lays out the safety standards for the industry. Sometimes the models forgot or misinterpreted the rules; other times they invented them from whole cloth. Al researchers say models often struggle to recall what appears in the middle of a long document. Cando has dropped the project for now, but is testing other ideas. So far the company has spent $300,000 on developing Al products. "We all thought it'd be the easy button," Nielsen said. "And that's just not what happened."
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
11th-great grandfather fell into bog while arguing with horse

7th-great grandfather fell headfirst into beer barrel

4th-great grandfather shot by solider for mumbling in irish

me (heritage american)

6th-great grandson killed by terminator

9th-great grandson subsumed into computer consciousness
lawrencehurley.bsky.social Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 2d
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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andrw.bsky.social
There's one old-school "urbanist" idea that I think still holds weight - a neighborhood is safer, is better, will thrive with more "eyes on the street". Rounding up/pushing out street vendors makes everything less safe and it's not just for providing food to tired, hungry, and inebriated people.
pridewasariot.bsky.social Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 1d
Vendors live and work in our community, as much as any other business or resident. They are hard working, respectful and provide a valuable service which keeps us all safer — providing important resources to drunk people who need sobering up before they drive home. We need them.

3/?
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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purples.bsky.social
Goldilocks waking up:
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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ricksteves.bsky.social
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
calamitycrush.bsky.social
"Ixnay on the Ohz-Kay" - Rich Koz as Sventa Claus
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
calamitycrush.bsky.social
Yosemite Sam is a real fuckin idiot huh?
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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torchantifa.bsky.social
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
Telegram post from PNW Wolf Pack: Hailsa folk! Our kinsman fell to his death trying to get his wife a mistletoe out of a tree on Monday. We are trying to get his body home from California so we can give him a propper send off. The mortuary down there want 2500 and the transport wants over 4,000. We need him home so we can prepare his body in the traditional ways of our ancestors. This means washing his body, carving Mal Runes, cutting his nails, ensuring he has weapons and food for the hell road. We will also be preparing a water rite. Kiah will lead the archers in lighting the pyre as we set him off.
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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kellimarshall.bsky.social
South Lion, lookin’ festive today.
Lion sculpture in front of the Art Institute of Chicago
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
I hope shithead ass beatings happen in threes
gadget44027447.bsky.social Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · 1d
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM