Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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You could just be Rick Steves or Michael Sheen & use your money to eliminate your communities suffering but not as many page view/clicks/impressions/followers in that.
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
You could just be Rick Steves or Michael Sheen & use your money to eliminate your communities suffering but not as many page view/clicks/impressions/followers in that.
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your free press is dead
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
your free press is dead
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PBS FRONTLINE's "Surviving CECOT" is incredible, disturbing, moving, and they didn't self censor.
Surviving CECOT | FRONTLINE | PBS | Official Site | Documentary Series
The story of three Venezuelan men branded as gang members and deported to CECOT.
www.pbs.org
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PBS FRONTLINE's "Surviving CECOT" is incredible, disturbing, moving, and they didn't self censor.
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always jamiroquai never jamiroqhowareyou
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
always jamiroquai never jamiroqhowareyou
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
started / going
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I like big butts and I cannot lie,
and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth
and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth
I like big butts and I cannot lie,
So I have no choice but to confess. I chopped down the cherry tree.
So I have no choice but to confess. I chopped down the cherry tree.
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I like big butts and I cannot lie,
and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth
and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth
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Does YOUR family have an Edmund Fitzgerald tree ornament??
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Does YOUR family have an Edmund Fitzgerald tree ornament??
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How much worse can it get?
Way mo’!
Way mo’!
Around half of San Francisco is without power right now and something like 1/3rd of intersections I drove through had waymos stopped in the middle of them making a dangerous situation even worse.
Do not let Waymo into your city.
Do not let Waymo into your city.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
How much worse can it get?
Way mo’!
Way mo’!
My cat puked up half of her dry food and woke me up thinking she was gonna get her morning wet food right away
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My cat puked up half of her dry food and woke me up thinking she was gonna get her morning wet food right away
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December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
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I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
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11th-great grandfather fell into bog while arguing with horse
7th-great grandfather fell headfirst into beer barrel
4th-great grandfather shot by solider for mumbling in irish
me (heritage american)
6th-great grandson killed by terminator
9th-great grandson subsumed into computer consciousness
7th-great grandfather fell headfirst into beer barrel
4th-great grandfather shot by solider for mumbling in irish
me (heritage american)
6th-great grandson killed by terminator
9th-great grandson subsumed into computer consciousness
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
11th-great grandfather fell into bog while arguing with horse
7th-great grandfather fell headfirst into beer barrel
4th-great grandfather shot by solider for mumbling in irish
me (heritage american)
6th-great grandson killed by terminator
9th-great grandson subsumed into computer consciousness
7th-great grandfather fell headfirst into beer barrel
4th-great grandfather shot by solider for mumbling in irish
me (heritage american)
6th-great grandson killed by terminator
9th-great grandson subsumed into computer consciousness
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There's one old-school "urbanist" idea that I think still holds weight - a neighborhood is safer, is better, will thrive with more "eyes on the street". Rounding up/pushing out street vendors makes everything less safe and it's not just for providing food to tired, hungry, and inebriated people.
Vendors live and work in our community, as much as any other business or resident. They are hard working, respectful and provide a valuable service which keeps us all safer — providing important resources to drunk people who need sobering up before they drive home. We need them.
3/?
3/?
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
There's one old-school "urbanist" idea that I think still holds weight - a neighborhood is safer, is better, will thrive with more "eyes on the street". Rounding up/pushing out street vendors makes everything less safe and it's not just for providing food to tired, hungry, and inebriated people.
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Goldilocks waking up:
Holy shit Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Goldilocks waking up:
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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"Ixnay on the Ohz-Kay" - Rich Koz as Sventa Claus
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Ixnay on the Ohz-Kay" - Rich Koz as Sventa Claus
Yosemite Sam is a real fuckin idiot huh?
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yosemite Sam is a real fuckin idiot huh?
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A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
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South Lion, lookin’ festive today.
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
South Lion, lookin’ festive today.
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I hope shithead ass beatings happen in threes
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hope shithead ass beatings happen in threes
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I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
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I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too
In samsara, wheel reinvents you
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I used to be stuck in an endless cycle of life, death and rebirth. I still am, but I used to be too