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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
I have insurance but i don't know for sure. My partials were six grand after insurance in 2015. They probably all need to be replaced at this point lol
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Honestly. Cackling every time
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
The life of a French fence must be exhausting, one day it's a load of snails that like 4 restaurants worldwide even want, the next it's the crown jewels of a country that hasn't existed for 400 years, probably tomorrow it's a thousand baguette baskets carefully handmade from Aquitanian reeds
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM