Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
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IT’S CATURDAY AT SLUGGO’S TOO!
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
IT’S CATURDAY AT SLUGGO’S TOO!
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Honestly kinda impressive how hard these dorks are trying to make drugs uncool
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Honestly kinda impressive how hard these dorks are trying to make drugs uncool
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Chicago - blizzard of 79
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Chicago - blizzard of 79
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
Get my teeth fixed
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
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Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Get my teeth fixed
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Ah, Willies Tower. Still there.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ah, Willies Tower. Still there.
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well I’ve been fed and my box is clean and everybody else is asleep, I guess it’s time to scamper from room to room knocking shit over and screaming
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
well I’ve been fed and my box is clean and everybody else is asleep, I guess it’s time to scamper from room to room knocking shit over and screaming
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Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.
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i don't think pardoning a turkey goes far enough i think they should give the turkey a gun and complete immunity for the next 48 hours
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i don't think pardoning a turkey goes far enough i think they should give the turkey a gun and complete immunity for the next 48 hours
We have these new walk buttons in our little downtown area and the way they say "MINE-RRR" is very funny. Very Kendrick
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We have these new walk buttons in our little downtown area and the way they say "MINE-RRR" is very funny. Very Kendrick
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He does this every Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He does this every Friday.
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In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In the spirit of old Mad Magazine, please allow me to say this: today is Blecch Friday
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" I vant you to buy a flat screen TV"
Bela Lugosi and Anne Nagel in a publicity still for BLACK FRIDAY (1940)
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
" I vant you to buy a flat screen TV"
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Hi world, scared autistic alone guy needs help paying rent. Again. I don’t know what to do. My family, whom I’m not tight with, live in unsafe states. I’m in a good place but way underemployed & not great at anything.
Donate to It’s 2026 and I’m way underemployed and need help, organized by Sam O'Rama
update: I’ve had several job interviews but no action. Cards are maxed, I… Sam O'Rama needs your support for It’s 2026 and I’m way underemployed and need help
gofund.me
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hi world, scared autistic alone guy needs help paying rent. Again. I don’t know what to do. My family, whom I’m not tight with, live in unsafe states. I’m in a good place but way underemployed & not great at anything.
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Still need $806 to cover rent by the 1st! Please, please share or donate if you're able to!
Thank you for all the shares and current help ($369 raised)!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
Thank you for all the shares and current help ($369 raised)!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Still need $806 to cover rent by the 1st! Please, please share or donate if you're able to!
Thank you for all the shares and current help ($369 raised)!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
Thank you for all the shares and current help ($369 raised)!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
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A rat in a derby hat just asked me to leave better scraps in the trash
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A rat in a derby hat just asked me to leave better scraps in the trash
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The life of a French fence must be exhausting, one day it's a load of snails that like 4 restaurants worldwide even want, the next it's the crown jewels of a country that hasn't existed for 400 years, probably tomorrow it's a thousand baguette baskets carefully handmade from Aquitanian reeds
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The life of a French fence must be exhausting, one day it's a load of snails that like 4 restaurants worldwide even want, the next it's the crown jewels of a country that hasn't existed for 400 years, probably tomorrow it's a thousand baguette baskets carefully handmade from Aquitanian reeds
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I realized I reference this song constantly bc it's such a goth club meme but most of you have no idea what it is so here. Just imagine having to hear it every night for like 15 years straight
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I realized I reference this song constantly bc it's such a goth club meme but most of you have no idea what it is so here. Just imagine having to hear it every night for like 15 years straight
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The French just keep raising the heist bar.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The French just keep raising the heist bar.
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I'm losing my mind at the shih tzu that won his division at the westminster dog show this year
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm losing my mind at the shih tzu that won his division at the westminster dog show this year
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Speaking of, it’s time to start the season by the switching of records on my Ronettes shrine.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Speaking of, it’s time to start the season by the switching of records on my Ronettes shrine.