SkeleTronto P. Geddins
@beavercartographer.bsky.social
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Starve the Zombies Post your brains Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
It is so easy to not be a sex pest, it is actually so much work to be a sex pest, and yet
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apexamigo.bsky.social
i just want a bodybuilder
to have their whey with me
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illumi.meme
In honor of Columbus Day, I will be “exploring” the homes of local landlords and “discovering” their copper pipes
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Enough is enough. Today’s the day. The tequila worm has crawled out of my butthole for the last time!
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midnightviolets.bsky.social
“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that
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the-bearminator.bsky.social
Mastodon? Nah you’re good, I’m still in recovery from the first time around.
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Bluesky - Episode V: The Shitpost Strikes Back
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Those are donkey aliens and you say hee-hawlll no
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twosense.bsky.social
hear me out

an app that swipes your bra off
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread
Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron. The Eye of Sauron.
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Sorry if I didn’t reskeet your toot, I’m busy maintaining multiple instances
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Reached the age where each morning after waking is like the intro level to a video game where you learn how the controls work
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sicburns2.bsky.social
I mean, if you put a gun to my head I’d say hey not cool to put that gun to my head dude
beavercartographer.bsky.social
give a dude a fish, and he’ll probably try to have sex with it
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los-los.bsky.social
What other people think of you is none of your business
beavercartographer.bsky.social
The love of my life? I’m not falling for that again
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Starting to look real old and oversized sunglasses don’t suit me. Suggestions?
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lorazekim.bsky.social
My ducks certainly aren’t in a row but they’re having fun
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johnlyon.bsky.social
Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.
beavercartographer.bsky.social
Posting into two separate voids hoping they’ll find each other
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beavercartographer.bsky.social
Ignoring reality 300 characters at a time