Tronto P. Geddins
@beavercartographer.bsky.social
Starve the Zombies
Post your brains
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Post your brains
Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe
This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
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this place is filled to the brim with dirty birds and scallywags
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
this place is filled to the brim with dirty birds and scallywags
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a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times
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i like how people tell you to drive safely like you weren’t planning to but then you’re like ‘ok, fine’
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i like how people tell you to drive safely like you weren’t planning to but then you’re like ‘ok, fine’
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keep me posted*
*please repost all my dumb jokes
*please repost all my dumb jokes
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
keep me posted*
*please repost all my dumb jokes
*please repost all my dumb jokes
No parties. No commitments. No visitors. No leaving the house when it’s dark and cold.
Going to have a nice little meet-free Christmas
Going to have a nice little meet-free Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
No parties. No commitments. No visitors. No leaving the house when it’s dark and cold.
Going to have a nice little meet-free Christmas
Going to have a nice little meet-free Christmas
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is this a safe space for me to say i have never seen the movie home alone
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
is this a safe space for me to say i have never seen the movie home alone
Winter would be a great time to win the lottery
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Winter would be a great time to win the lottery
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How. High are you?
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How. High are you?
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That which does not kill you makes you wonder how in the name of christ you survived it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
That which does not kill you makes you wonder how in the name of christ you survived it.
Winter is a difficult time for me. All I want is to do sex in my zip up slippers, but that would require a second person 🙁
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Winter is a difficult time for me. All I want is to do sex in my zip up slippers, but that would require a second person 🙁
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Is it too early for the Xmas decorations to come down?
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is it too early for the Xmas decorations to come down?
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Play that perfunctory music white boy.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Play that perfunctory music white boy.
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My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
It’s important to remember during this festive season that reposting saves the baby jesus
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s important to remember during this festive season that reposting saves the baby jesus
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Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
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KFC - Every time a customer kicks the bucket an angel gets their wings.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
KFC - Every time a customer kicks the bucket an angel gets their wings.
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don’t forget to doff your gay apparel at the end of the day
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
don’t forget to doff your gay apparel at the end of the day
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It’s just me and this wedge of cheese against the world.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It’s just me and this wedge of cheese against the world.
Death by misadventure. That’s the death for me
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Death by misadventure. That’s the death for me
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getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
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Many of you have been in touch suggesting I learn a foreign language and forget this one
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Many of you have been in touch suggesting I learn a foreign language and forget this one
It’s the 1st of December, so which of Chad Michael Murray’s 24 Christmas films are you starting with tonight?
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s the 1st of December, so which of Chad Michael Murray’s 24 Christmas films are you starting with tonight?
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This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor