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SkeleTronto P. Geddins

@beavercartographer.bsky.social

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Starve the Zombies Post your brains Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 20h

[Grammy Awards]

Usher: I can show myself to my seat, thanks.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

It is so easy to not be a sex pest, it is actually so much work to be a sex pest, and yet

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

i just want a bodybuilder
to have their whey with me

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 1d

In honor of Columbus Day, I will be “exploring” the homes of local landlords and “discovering” their copper pipes

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Enough is enough. Today’s the day. The tequila worm has crawled out of my butthole for the last time!

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d

“don’t crush your finger, finger your crush” or something like that

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 1d

Mastodon? Nah you’re good, I’m still in recovery from the first time around.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Bluesky - Episode V: The Shitpost Strikes Back

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

Those are donkey aliens and you say hee-hawlll no

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

hear me out

an app that swipes your bra off

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 3d

celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread

Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry if I didn’t reskeet your toot, I’m busy maintaining multiple instances

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

Reached the age where each morning after waking is like the intro level to a video game where you learn how the controls work

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, if you put a gun to my head I’d say hey not cool to put that gun to my head dude

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 3d

give a dude a fish, and he’ll probably try to have sex with it

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 3d

What other people think of you is none of your business

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 3d

The love of my life? I’m not falling for that again

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 3d

😂

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😔

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 3d

Starting to look real old and oversized sunglasses don’t suit me. Suggestions?

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 3d

My ducks certainly aren’t in a row but they’re having fun

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 3d

Mine squirts water out of one eye

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 4d

Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 4d

Posting into two separate voids hoping they’ll find each other

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 4d

There is no better feeling in the world than canceled plans.

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