VampireWonders
@vwonders.bsky.social
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I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
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vwonders.bsky.social
Today’s band name:
Tart Shards
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debbshock.blue
dressing for the job I want
the yip yips from sesame Street
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
I just want someone who looks at me the way Lloyd the Bartender looks at Jack Torrence
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
shhhhh… it was a really long drive
A small white compact vehicle rests on its side on a mattress at the curb on a suburban street,
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mrtrellis.bsky.social
Have been reminded that Harrods of the North Home Bargains' slogan is Top Brands Bottom Prices and SURELY they know what they've done there?
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weeder.bsky.social
Many people have forgotten how to be kind. Even fewer rewind.
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dickius.bsky.social
Pro Tip: A good way to let your fat acquaintances know that you think they’re disgusting subhumans is to go on the internet and make fun of fascist shock troops for being fat instead, you know, for being fascist shock troops.
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klaybourne.bsky.social
me: *in Warcraft, fighting a rare elite alone* Oh, you fucking asshole! I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. I'm gonna wear your guts for garters! They're gonna be picking up bits of you for DECADES!

my brother walking in from next door: are you talking to that dude from the HOA again?
vwonders.bsky.social
Mash up bands:
Hootie and the Pretenders
vwonders.bsky.social
Question: how we gonna pay last year’s rent?
spitandtears.bsky.social
Question: how do you solve a problem like Maria?
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spitandtears.bsky.social
Question: how do you solve a problem like Maria?
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Question: who the fuck let the dogs out?
somebrownman.bsky.social
Question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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auntiesocial.bsky.social
So apparently "illegal hoax" just means "something I don't like" so I hereby declare Crocs to be an illegal hoax.
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runoldman.bsky.social
I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I don’t make my bed in the morning because that seems like giving up on using it again before bedtime. I always want it ready for a 5-10 minute nap.
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kellalena.bsky.social
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.
vwonders.bsky.social
Today’s band name:
The Irredeemable DOJ
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irishali13.bsky.social
— Waking up in 2025

Motto

In the dark times
Will there also be singing?

Yes, there will also be singing.
About the dark times.

~ Bertolt Brecht
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there
vwonders.bsky.social
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Harmony and understanding…
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wilboo72.bsky.social
My underwear would be riding up on me

…if I was wearing any
vwonders.bsky.social
Today’s band name:
Eye Breathers
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trickykat.bsky.social
when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules