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Seamus O'Flaugherty

@seamussaid.bsky.social

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · Oct 6

one my favorite things to do this time of year is attach 12 foot yard skeletons to the giant roadside crosses you find down here in the south

Imagine of a 12 foot yard skeleton attached to a giant Ibeam roadside cross like a often see in the American south (photoshopped by the author himself)

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 3h

my daughter is so beautiful when she's sleeping because now I can finally relax

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h

I gotta get back to writing bigfoot erotica

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Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 8h

Oh they mad

Aidan @aidanxitter
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A friend of mine got blackmailed into leaking these chats. A total fucking coward and a useless piece of shit
One of the people in here, he attended his wedding with me and still sold him over to the devil
All over some useless YR beef
And then the GOP condemned them
Fuck these people
The GOP treated to fire my friend and vice chairman from his AG job because of tiktoks I posted about immigration
I wasn't allowed to talk about "replacement theory" or any mainline immigration stans They asked me to resign over Trump's gr card diploma mill comments

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12h

[conservatives say immigrants and trans people should be gassed to death]

JD VANCE: liberals can’t take a joke. boys will be boys

[someone says JD Vance rapes couches]

JD VANCE: domestic terrorists continue to tear at Lady Liberty’s sacred fabric that provides shelter for this great nation

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 11h

In a lot of ways yeah

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 1d

Was invited to sit at the cool kids table but I'm too cool for that.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 2d

Alice in Wonderland is neurotypical propaganda trying to convince the world that self-medication with psychedelics is a bad thing

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 2d

heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 1d

That Halloween party where I dressed up as Godzilla, got a little drunk, broke into the miniature golf course and beat up the little windmill.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 15h

(overheard in the VA Radiology waiting room)

Vet 1: (watching Vet 2 struggle to stand up when his name was called) kinda difficult to get into that vertical position ain't it?

Vet 2: yeah but you'll be in the horizontal position if you don't

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d

i think i want to be one of the other me’s
maybe the one who dealt with her shit in her twenties
or who stayed in touch with her best friend from high school
or the one who became fucking anything at all and never got sick and knew what she had when she had it
can i slip her on like a jacket

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 23h

The upside of putting the cart before the horse is less horse shit in your lungs.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Rainbow Crosswalks Are Unsafe and Must Be Removed, Adds That Americans Are in Danger of Feeling Fabulous and Might Scream “YAAAAASSS” When Using Them