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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 10d

And then, some of a sudden…

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mike☺︎! (discount dracula 🧛‍♂️) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 2h

Me: I have a date with Destiny!

Destiny: *ghosts me*

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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 3h

I feel the same way about shoe shines.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 13h

I like to set the mood by playing the steel drums.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13h

Grown ass man drinking juice

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17h

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

One day we’ll look back on this and remember none of it because of all the drugs.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 6h

Just got kicked out of the library for whispering “The books are watching us” too loudly.

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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 5h

Blaspheming the books.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 11h

ima perceive the shit outta some of y'all

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 10h

if I had to, id say bowl food is better than plate food but hand food is #1

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 16h

A self-help book for tapestry makers (tapestrians?) Called Weave All Been There.

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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 16h

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 16h

*summons a demon*

<dial tone> all our demons are busy haunting other summoners. Your summoning is very important to us.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 23h

It's the least I can do, I said, not doing it.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 18h

IDEA: a microwave that shows some goddam respect

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Nov 11

relax your new neighbours by copying their children's outfits

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

[slipping DJ $20] Play the ice cream truck song

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 1d

*does basic life task*

*Rocky theme plays in my head*

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h

when you realize tomorrow is pay day thats amore

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 21h

i dont get you et al

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Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 19h

You’ve been cordially uninvited.

Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 19h

Monkey in the middle of nowhere.

Dandy @mindsxmeet.bsky.social · 19h

We have nothing to fear but—holy shit what was that?!