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I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
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the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always
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Me (IT Support): hello help desk

You: uh my screen keeps playing idyllic 1930s scenes of english kids in boats having adventures

Me (turning to camera): sounds like ransome-ware 😎
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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having all my precious fluids replaced next week
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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laughing at Musk's expense once a week feels like a poor return for having to know about him the rest of the time
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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idc who plays bond in the next movie as long as they include the Bames Nond's having a stronk scene
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Bono on telly, is he?
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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celebrating black friday by eating tar
November 29, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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she punched me in the back of the head in debenhams on black friday and i knew there & then
May 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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oh you like black friday do you name three pensioners you've trampled to death in debenhams
November 18, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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32% of brits used to work with a guy who is now on fb posting but when is it white friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
😎
OARE [oar] sb. Seaweed; seawrack. This is the name of a parish in North Kent, near Faversham, which is bounded on the north by the river Swale, where probably great quantities of seaweed collected.
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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man, shakespeare just can't catch a break, first he dies, then hundreds of years later someone drives into his house
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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oh no my cheds
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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"don't sweat the small stuff" i shout with a cheery wave as i throw t-shirts & cigarettes from my helicopter towards the children emerging from the rubble
February 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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They can’t have got far.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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sorry to turn up unannounced i heard there were people here trying to enjoy themselves and i thought hey i could impede that
August 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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was trying to think of a way to make crisps refreshing but could only come up with 'wet crisps'
May 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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psychedelics taught me the fog on the tyne is *not* mine all mine it's ours all ours
June 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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if you look closely you'll see my thumbs are sculpted from fog
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 1:04 PM
sincerely believe this should be a career-ender for everyone involved, from the editor downwards
Holy fucking shit this is a *real* image from a *real* (presumably peer-reviewed) paper in [Nature] Scientific Reports.

How many people had to sign off on this figure?

The editor, one hopes, the reviewer(s)? The copy editor?

What had to happen for THIS to get published?
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
FFS 'net migration' DOES NOT MEAN 'net immigration', journalists start USING THE RIGHT WORDS challenge

immigration = arriving
emigration = leaving
migration = arriving OR leaving

this is junior school stuff
Net migration has fallen again to 204,000, the lowest level since 2021 and is forecast to continue falling over the coming years.

Not that you would know it from the endless coverage of Britain's supposed "immigration crisis"
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
the best thing about my obscene wealth? i'd probably say the money
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM