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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Aug 21

the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 8m

the whole world is so facebook-coded

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 46m

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13m

a big part of fitting in on the farm is embracing the cry/laugh emoji, it's a struggle but i've almost got there

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1h

🎶 [Prof Alice Roberts]
But in the end he needs a little bit more than me…More security

[Rylan]
He needs his fantasy and freedom

[Prof Alice Roberts]
I know him so well

[Rylan]
It took time to understand him

[Together]
I know him so well 🎶

Rylan and Professor Alice Roberts singing I Know Him So Well from the musical, Chess

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

some man on telly babbling about how hard it is being an introverted extrovert. what does it mean. what are you on about. what is anyone on about anymore

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 2h

Had to explain to them that curry is not the cause of days off, usually

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 2h

Went out for a curry Saturday cos none of us were working Sunday, and yesterday I said to the boss I'd have today off as well. Just came downstairs and his kids were surprised to see me cos I'm normally out the door by 6.30 and said "mum, did matt have curry again?" Ahahahaa

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 8h

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

ok.co.uk @ok.co.uk · 6d

Rylan Clark is set to delve into the eerie world of witchcraft in his new show, The Witches Of Essex.

Rylan Clark slams 'misogyny' in British witch hunt as he fronts new Sky show

Rylan Clark shares the spotlight with professor Alice Roberts in The Witches Of Essex, where the pair delve into the dark history of witch hunts - and one discovery rattled Rylan.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h

😬

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h

the existence of sex in the city implies the existence of uncomfortable silences in the village

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h

no no no i'd love to discuss tolkien with you, i just really urgently have to get these eyes out of my face

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Philip O'Connor @philipoconnor.bsky.social · 22h

Everyone working for ICE in any capacity needs to be ostracised, as do their spouses, their kids and their extended families.
If your job is to not show compassion for others and their families, then the same apples to you and yours, even if you're "just following orders".
No pasaràn.

Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 1d

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h

just took delivery of the thank you bottle of bailey's to replace the replacement thank you bottle of bailey's which was to replace the original thank you bottle of bailey's, both of which i drank and ngl the third one is winking at me

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29d

ordered a bottle of bailey's as a thank you gift, it arrives in 2 hours, i have just ordered another one to arrive tomorrow to replace this one, which i am totally going to drink

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 20h

hell yeah

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h

Anyway, all's well that ends

honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h

One of the reasons I don't drive is I have terrible spatial awareness and visual pattern recognition, what goes on outside my outermost molecules is of little interest to me, physically speaking

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Mar 30

to find the peace you seek you must first unfind nemo

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 27d

Be the Nemo no-one looks for

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · Jan 18

we've found nemo we've called the midwife what more do you want from us

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h

Spent 15 minutes walking im the wrong direction, chucklingly wondering how I'd never noticed any of these buildings before

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h

It shouldn't really be possible to get lost walking from the farm to the village, and yet

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h

It focused on how sometimes we get so wrapped up in appalling others we forget to appall ourselves

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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 22h

people are obviously referencing Diane Keaton’s best-known film roles but nobody is talking about her other legacy: the resurgence of Coastal Grandmother chic

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 22h

No one is doing it like Tim Heidecker. An unparalleled genius.

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h

Wow my keynote speech at the 13th International Festival of Squalor really blew up

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