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type fast & never look back
#MDANT
I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
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the chat is always with you, sweet prince, always
always forgetting i've got a bath running so i've stopped putting the plug in to stop it overflowing
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
always forgetting i've got a bath running so i've stopped putting the plug in to stop it overflowing
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
not here to defend james bond but the way blofeld speaks to him sometimes is pretty disrespectful
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
not here to defend james bond but the way blofeld speaks to him sometimes is pretty disrespectful
patiently explaining to my dying friend that he's not the only one with problems
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
patiently explaining to my dying friend that he's not the only one with problems
why do both of these emails resolve to jeffrey E. in this guy's address book when they are slightly different in a way that suggests a v/y typo, unless he had [email protected] AND [email protected]
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
why do both of these emails resolve to jeffrey E. in this guy's address book when they are slightly different in a way that suggests a v/y typo, unless he had [email protected] AND [email protected]
and we're all just okay with this are we
An ensemble of 374 bagpipers has claimed a new world record by playing AC/DC's "It's a Long Way to the Top."
Bagpipers claim world record with AC/DC's 'It's a Long Way to the Top'
An ensemble of 374 bagpipers has claimed a new world record by playing AC/DC’s “It’s a Long Way to the Top.”
bit.ly
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
and we're all just okay with this are we
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November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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he's gonna have to do something properly batshit tomorrow to push this down the agenda and he probably will
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
he's gonna have to do something properly batshit tomorrow to push this down the agenda and he probably will
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
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was trying to imagine a theoretical artwork as a sort of semi-perpetual motion machine, like those endless complex routes dirty money takes around the world, but with the viewer instead of dirty money & a pinball effect instead of wire transfers & cultural reference points instead of shell companies
August 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
was trying to imagine a theoretical artwork as a sort of semi-perpetual motion machine, like those endless complex routes dirty money takes around the world, but with the viewer instead of dirty money & a pinball effect instead of wire transfers & cultural reference points instead of shell companies
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i love the sound of the washing machine cos it means i don't have to empty the washing machine yet
September 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i love the sound of the washing machine cos it means i don't have to empty the washing machine yet
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Everything looks like a disused warehouse to a man with lasers and a smoke machine
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Everything looks like a disused warehouse to a man with lasers and a smoke machine
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he leads me to a nearby tokhouse, a derelict factory on the outskirts of town guarded by four teenage boys with sub-machine guns, the stench of VPNs is heavy in the air
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
he leads me to a nearby tokhouse, a derelict factory on the outskirts of town guarded by four teenage boys with sub-machine guns, the stench of VPNs is heavy in the air
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Hop machine's broken down, and Lisa's got a big gob apparently
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hop machine's broken down, and Lisa's got a big gob apparently
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the astral interspace revoked my green card, my machine elf husband is furious
March 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the astral interspace revoked my green card, my machine elf husband is furious
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
it's just dawned on me that trump thinks fifa and antifa are the two sides of the coin
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
it's just dawned on me that trump thinks fifa and antifa are the two sides of the coin
tough day for the literally no-one who believed him
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
tough day for the literally no-one who believed him
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the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This Trump/Epstein stuff is so typical of a modern political "scandal," in that ... we know he did it. He knows he did it. Everyone knows he did it & everyone knows that everyone knows he did it. There is zero "did he do it?" involved here. The whole thing is about ... what, exactly?
evergreen tweet
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
evergreen tweet
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unknown photographer
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
unknown photographer
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fly-tip him, girl
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
fly-tip him, girl
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.