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Danny

@mardigroan.bsky.social

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My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 13d

The assistant to Dr. Frankenstein didn't fully understand mentally or morally what they were up to in making the monster. But sometimes Igor-ance is bliss.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 7h

Autumn textures of light.
#Photography

A dense stand of thin, white-barked trees fills the frame, viewed from a low angle looking upward.
The trees are closely packed together, with their branches intertwining overhead and creating a canopy of golden and yellow leaves.
The forest floor is covered in dry, brown grasses and fallen leaves.
The light filters through the branches, illuminating the trunks and creating a dappled effect on the ground. Some trees have lost most of their leaves, revealing more of their slender, white bark, while others are still full with autumnal foliage.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 9h

You’re like if a cold stethoscope was a personality.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14h

Hey happy Canadian Thanksgiving! I’ve been mainlining Gordon Lightfoot and Bruins/Habs highlights all day. You guys need any cranberry sauce?

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · Jun 10

Future generations will look back on
this horrendous presidency and ask …

“But why did they elect him a second
time ? Were they really that stupid ?”

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 10h

Peace, love and punch Nazis.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11h

If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater

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Retacof @retacof.bsky.social · 12h

A pretty evening for wine on the dock.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 11h

After the Waltons maybe he drove a tractor trailer. Imagine John Boy in a convoy.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 12h

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 11h

The art of listening without thinking about what you’re going to say next.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11h

i get so mad when someone says “u should smile more” i mean the letter U is literally always smiling

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 4d

I dont think I’m high maintenance, I just need lots of snacks and constant reassurance

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 12h

Not
to brag
but I got invited
to start my own business
and it only costs $250 to sign up

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 12h

allow yourself to simply be

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 13h

my sleep cycle is all messed up because I keep figuring out I'm in a dream and waking myself up to get a new one instead of rolling with it

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 13h

Interviewer: So, do you have any questions for me?

Me: Yes, I do. What’s your policy on drinking at work? So, like, how “early” is “too early”?

Interviewer: ???

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14h

I love that our library has an entire section devoted to self-help books although I had to ask for assistance to find it.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 15h

They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.

Thanks for reading.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 17h

Disappointed the octet wasn't a band of sea creatures.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17h

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16h

shhhhh… it was a really long drive

A small white compact vehicle rests on its side on a mattress at the curb on a suburban street,

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18h

“Hey mister, wanna see me go really fast? Mister?”

A young cheetah reaches out to grab the pant leg of a person next to them.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.

Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.

A single puzzle piece sits on the ground.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

“I’m in a sorry state.”

"I thought you called them provinces.“

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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 19h

The lady at the DMV asked me to take off my glasses for my photo and I was certain I was finally going to have my She's All That moment where she'd be like "OMG you are so beautiful!" but she didn't say ANYTHING and that's one of many reasons why people don't like government employees.

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