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jollyrobber.bsky.social
🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
5.6K followers 1.2K following 3.4K posts
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · Nov 15
Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4h
I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 2m
Banger
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mre.bsky.social
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 57m
I'd like to dedicate this song to a young lady who thought she didn’t like Michael McDonald 🌆🌃
youtu.be/KsH63qJlIMM?...
Patti LaBelle - On My Own ft. MICHAEL MCDONALD
YouTube video by PattiLaBelleVEVO
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1h
*brings a turkey sandwich my mom packed and an apple "because it's sweet AND it's good for me" to a knife fight*
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brokemycoccyx.bsky.social
Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 1h
A man that makes you laugh.. that’s everything..
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ehhjax.bsky.social
Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 55m
Time keeps on slippin', into the future
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silenttscott.bsky.social
Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 55m
All this talk of fusion power. I produced fusion a few years back. I stacked three hot pockets on top of each other on a metal plate and microwaved it for 6 months. Had a cute little sun by the end of it.
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frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 52m
*places a jar of liquid on table*

This, is urine.

Stay away from myine
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 22h
Blasphemy.

Blaspheyou.
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?
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knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 11h
It’s not that hard, chat, just don’t be an asshat
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kellalena.bsky.social
Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 10h
I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 8h
These fridge magnets spell trouble.
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juiceticles.bsky.social
Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 10d
I have a big family get-together in a couple of hours, so I still have time to fake my own death
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hollyross.bsky.social
Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 1h
I think letting the walls close in would fix me.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11h
in a parallel universe cake is good for you, cancer is nonexistent, and reading the news doesn’t make you crawl into traffic
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Jul 2
Home is where the pants aren’t
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2h
occasionally the fuckery is overwhelming but it will pass like everything else
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h
My entire personality is a crudely woven tapestry of traumas and disorders
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h
I'd take nudes, but my arm isn't long enough to frame my fat ass.
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silentverse.bsky.social
Mal @silentverse.bsky.social · 5h
I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4h
on the choo-choo train like an old-timey cunt
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 2h
Posting nonsense is my jam
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darkersunrise.bsky.social
A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 6d
The clever words have left the building
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