Scott with Silent T
@silenttscott.bsky.social
The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
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I know I wasn’t the father you deserved, but whether you knew it or not, I was at every one of your mime recitals silently cheering.
My invention that’s selling like hotcakes this Christmas…Bath Tub flash light. For when your candles go out. (Warning: flashlight is not waterproof and uses a plugin cord)
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My invention that’s selling like hotcakes this Christmas…Bath Tub flash light. For when your candles go out. (Warning: flashlight is not waterproof and uses a plugin cord)
I incorporate post it notes into my lovemaking…if you ain’t into that…then darlin’ maybe you shouldn’t be on this tv adaptation of farmers-only-dot-com
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I incorporate post it notes into my lovemaking…if you ain’t into that…then darlin’ maybe you shouldn’t be on this tv adaptation of farmers-only-dot-com
My family doesn’t refrigerate butter. In fact we’ve always kept it in the sun in the back window of a rusted out Pontiac Bonneville. I run out to grab it when we make toast.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My family doesn’t refrigerate butter. In fact we’ve always kept it in the sun in the back window of a rusted out Pontiac Bonneville. I run out to grab it when we make toast.
I have that disease that makes it impossible for me to guess which celebrity has voiced a CGI character.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I have that disease that makes it impossible for me to guess which celebrity has voiced a CGI character.
But at the end of the day... it's about 11:30pm.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
But at the end of the day... it's about 11:30pm.
Had my Wednesday frozen pizza night cruelly take from me. But I did have this breakfast pizza this week. Pretty damned good. Biscuit crust…white gravy sauce. Meats and eggs. Pair with OJ for a balanced breakfast.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Had my Wednesday frozen pizza night cruelly take from me. But I did have this breakfast pizza this week. Pretty damned good. Biscuit crust…white gravy sauce. Meats and eggs. Pair with OJ for a balanced breakfast.
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For Christmas, I'm giving everyone a VCR and a random unmarked VHS tape.
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
For Christmas, I'm giving everyone a VCR and a random unmarked VHS tape.
If I told you 30 years ago that we’d have low-sodium ketchup and shoes with sentient shoelaces, would you have called me crazy?
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If I told you 30 years ago that we’d have low-sodium ketchup and shoes with sentient shoelaces, would you have called me crazy?
My childhood had me believing we’d be cooking with crisping trays much more often.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My childhood had me believing we’d be cooking with crisping trays much more often.
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Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
Today met my healthcare deductible on "open sores." So from now to Jan 1st any open sore doctor visits are 100% free. Time to party!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today met my healthcare deductible on "open sores." So from now to Jan 1st any open sore doctor visits are 100% free. Time to party!!!!!
Crap! The Play Doh toilet is the hottest Christmas toy this season. Does anyone know where I can find one for my nephew? And the brown Play Doh that goes with it?
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Crap! The Play Doh toilet is the hottest Christmas toy this season. Does anyone know where I can find one for my nephew? And the brown Play Doh that goes with it?
Mexican Restaurants are the only place where you have to pay them more to bring out less food. 2 enchiladas & taco combo $10.50. Taco & one enchilada combo $11.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Mexican Restaurants are the only place where you have to pay them more to bring out less food. 2 enchiladas & taco combo $10.50. Taco & one enchilada combo $11.
My baby formula was Crystal Pepsi.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My baby formula was Crystal Pepsi.
The only man to kick all the granite butts of Mt. Rushmore. (This concludes my commemorative series of Mt. Rushmore jokes)
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The only man to kick all the granite butts of Mt. Rushmore. (This concludes my commemorative series of Mt. Rushmore jokes)
How would we know if Aunt Beru was one of the most powerful force users of all time????? Has anyone tested her midi-chlorians?
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November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How would we know if Aunt Beru was one of the most powerful force users of all time????? Has anyone tested her midi-chlorians?
Taking my acid reflux pill with beer juice. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Taking my acid reflux pill with beer juice. Happy Thanksgiving!
Since it’s Thanksgiving, time to start my holiday gripes: Tree Toppers and stars that weigh way too much for the tree to support! (Or Festivus Poles)
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Since it’s Thanksgiving, time to start my holiday gripes: Tree Toppers and stars that weigh way too much for the tree to support! (Or Festivus Poles)
I regard you as I do Mt. Rushmore. I like to admire you from afar and I think the proportions on your nostrils is off.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I regard you as I do Mt. Rushmore. I like to admire you from afar and I think the proportions on your nostrils is off.
My first time seeing Home Alone 2. I swear it’s a Harry Potter movie. Same music, same robes. A Snape and a McGonagall character. And at one point someone actually says “Merry Christmas Harry.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My first time seeing Home Alone 2. I swear it’s a Harry Potter movie. Same music, same robes. A Snape and a McGonagall character. And at one point someone actually says “Merry Christmas Harry.”
When I was a kid they promised us a future with amazing tote bags made of space age materials to carry our 8-track tapes in. Still waiting. 😏
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When I was a kid they promised us a future with amazing tote bags made of space age materials to carry our 8-track tapes in. Still waiting. 😏
If we on a date I would take you to Hickory Farms for a smoothie.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If we on a date I would take you to Hickory Farms for a smoothie.
Why does every AI created woman look like Mira Sorvino?
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Why does every AI created woman look like Mira Sorvino?
If you add whip cream to chocolate cake, you essentially create a Ho-Ho. But can it restore a lost childhood? No-No. 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you add whip cream to chocolate cake, you essentially create a Ho-Ho. But can it restore a lost childhood? No-No. 🥲
I just backed Christmas Ornament Games - Garland Games on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ind...
Christmas Ornament Games - Garland Games
Custom Christmas ornaments that open up to reveal 6 different games!
www.kickstarter.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I just backed Christmas Ornament Games - Garland Games on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ind...