Fixins’ Bar
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.4K following 490 posts
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
Gently posting and deleting like dipping my toe into a swimming pool.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
starting a news outlet for bodybuilders called Roiders
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
I don't want AI to replace my job. I want AI to be unemployed and homeless and turning tricks say; $15 for head and $25 for sex and maybe anal for $35 or thrown in for free because you both have a connection and you kiss on the lips a little bit and share a cuddle afterwards.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
yo mama loads the dishwasher inefficiently
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Sitting in the dark playing hide and seek with my thoughts.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
if i die in an explosion please
tell everyone i went kablooey
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
I popped the question* on my girlfriend and she said "Yes"!

* Who is your favorite prog-rock band?
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Copying and pasting the same shit on 7 apps just to feel something
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Life really is not much of a mystery, Madonna.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
A bot that replies POLITICS MENTIONED to political replies on joke posts
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
I'm at a point in my life where I overestimate people's interest in my perspective.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Lady Gaga implies he existence of Gentlemen Gugu, I'm not deleting this.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Cerberus, when three heads are better than one.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
the best place to eat cake is in the shower
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Overpronouncing the "T" in "often" to make you feel uncomfortable
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown
Reposted by Fixins’ Bar
*eats a banana at a knife fight