Fixins’ Bar
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
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Fixins’ Bar
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Gently posting and deleting like dipping my toe into a swimming pool.
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Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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Sudoku? Wordle?
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sudoku? Wordle?
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
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See you lakeside 😏
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
See you lakeside 😏
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never lose sight of your true self
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
never lose sight of your true self
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If your situation is good and you’re sad, then yeah. You’re depressed.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If your situation is good and you’re sad, then yeah. You’re depressed.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
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making a glitter bomb with my body hair
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
making a glitter bomb with my body hair
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Welp..The title of my memior.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welp..The title of my memior.
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an app that lets you know when a new dog moves into the neighborhood
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
an app that lets you know when a new dog moves into the neighborhood
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It would be nice if everyone around here was looking at the same picture huh
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It would be nice if everyone around here was looking at the same picture huh
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, said no one ever.
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, said no one ever.
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They're called stockbrokers because you gradually become broker than when you started.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They're called stockbrokers because you gradually become broker than when you started.
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I want you to fuck off (gradually moving hands further apart) thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I want you to fuck off (gradually moving hands further apart) thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
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[on a date] ringworm is literally EVERYWHERE in the environment
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
[on a date] ringworm is literally EVERYWHERE in the environment
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me: *smashing guitar on stage*
guy playing jean valjean: bro wtf it's my soliloquy
guy playing jean valjean: bro wtf it's my soliloquy
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
me: *smashing guitar on stage*
guy playing jean valjean: bro wtf it's my soliloquy
guy playing jean valjean: bro wtf it's my soliloquy
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If you ever feel like a sad sack of meat, remember that you're also a badass spooky skeleton just rattling around town!
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If you ever feel like a sad sack of meat, remember that you're also a badass spooky skeleton just rattling around town!
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Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
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My revenge body is just my regular body full of diarrhea
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My revenge body is just my regular body full of diarrhea
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It's not true love unless you can unabashedly talk about the consistency of your bowl movement.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's not true love unless you can unabashedly talk about the consistency of your bowl movement.
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I'm not really a praying man but I pray Jason Voorhees eventually finds the rest of his goalie gear
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not really a praying man but I pray Jason Voorhees eventually finds the rest of his goalie gear
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my father was a famous pepperoni salesman
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
my father was a famous pepperoni salesman
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You’re telling me a banana made this bread?
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You’re telling me a banana made this bread?
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It was only embarrassingly recently that I realized the song Coconut wasn't describing a turducken type situation.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It was only embarrassingly recently that I realized the song Coconut wasn't describing a turducken type situation.
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a lint catcher for my belly button
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
a lint catcher for my belly button