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Fixins’ Bar

@fixinsbar.bsky.social

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just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · Jan 28

Gently posting and deleting like dipping my toe into a swimming pool.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

Sitting in the dark playing hide and seek with my thoughts.

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 17h

if i die in an explosion please
tell everyone i went kablooey

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 20h

I popped the question* on my girlfriend and she said "Yes"!

* Who is your favorite prog-rock band?

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 1d

*brings a penis to a cock fight*

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 1d

Copying and pasting the same shit on 7 apps just to feel something

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 2d

Life really is not much of a mystery, Madonna.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4d

they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 4d

A bot that replies POLITICS MENTIONED to political replies on joke posts

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 4d

I'm at a point in my life where I overestimate people's interest in my perspective.

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 4d

Lady Gaga implies he existence of Gentlemen Gugu, I'm not deleting this.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4d

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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Alex Balls @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 5d

I won the nobel piss prize

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 6d

Cerberus, when three heads are better than one.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 6d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 6d

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 6d

the best place to eat cake is in the shower

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 6d

Overpronouncing the "T" in "often" to make you feel uncomfortable

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 6d

the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6d

Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 6d

*eats a banana at a knife fight

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Ducky (Maybe) 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 6d

*brings a camp chair to a knife fight.

I’m just here to observe.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 6d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6d

*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight

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