Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
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Pinned
When I best someone in a battle of wits I shout "King me!" instead of "Checkmate!" because I can't play chess
I have no idea how people fuckin do things
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have no idea how people fuckin do things
Filling up on bread is my toxic trait
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Filling up on bread is my toxic trait
Boston 2
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Boston 2
Boston 1
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Boston 1
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get your monkey for nothing and your chimps for free
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
get your monkey for nothing and your chimps for free
My Thanksgiving wish is that the townsfolk wouldn't call me "Street Rat" as I pluckily steal food with the scoundrelly monkey who is my only friend
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My Thanksgiving wish is that the townsfolk wouldn't call me "Street Rat" as I pluckily steal food with the scoundrelly monkey who is my only friend
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it was the night before thanksgiving
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it was the night before thanksgiving
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
and all through the crib
my stomach was upset
because i ate a mcrib
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All I Really Need to Know About Olivia Nuzzi I Learned in Kindergarten
Everything I know about Olivia Nuzzi, I've learned against my will.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All I Really Need to Know About Olivia Nuzzi I Learned in Kindergarten
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at least that commemorative popcorn tins are finally realizing what they’re good for
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
at least that commemorative popcorn tins are finally realizing what they’re good for
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The only thing that i care about is smoking marijuana
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The only thing that i care about is smoking marijuana
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who up nuttin they meg
December 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
who up nuttin they meg
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Wicket and it’s a musical about cricket
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Wicket and it’s a musical about cricket
I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
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I'm socially lingonberry and fiscally chompy
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm socially lingonberry and fiscally chompy
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The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
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This time of year really teaches gratitude, like being grateful when people finally go home.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This time of year really teaches gratitude, like being grateful when people finally go home.
*Ruckus emanates from our house*
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*Ruckus emanates from our house*
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
Mouthy baby
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mouthy baby
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Live, laugh, long for their demise.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Live, laugh, long for their demise.