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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸

@bramblefroggy.bsky.social

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King of the frogs of Bramble Lake and the toads of Bitterbingle Bog / Keebler hunter extrodinare / (heehoo/him)

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 3d

I'm going to bite your leg

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 5d

They need the cheese and the beer, that's the two major food groups

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 5d

My hovel is flooded with goo today

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 6d

Average Bramble Lake political ad:

"Why can't I play in the abandoned copper mine, Mommy?"

BECAUSE JOE HART DIDN'T CLEAR OUT THE VAMPIRE DENS.

VOTE IAN KOBE

MINE INSPECTOR WRITE-IN CANDIDATE

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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 12d

I've never once met a person who was "worthless" or "unimportant".

Every stream and spring, no matter how small, feeds and directs the river.

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🎃 Spooky Chip bitney 🎃 @fragboner.bsky.social · 9d

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Did You Know?
@frog-page
When provoked, FROGS will defend themselves by traveling back in time to make sure you were never born!

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 9d

The kids are calling him "Pibble", and he's demanding everyone "wash his belly".

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 10d

I'm rizzin up dwarf baddies

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 13d

Smoked gnomish weed and got so high I learned to teleport

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 10d

Owwww my loins ache

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 12d

Fat fucking Hobbits ate my lunch for today and called it "elevensies" and now I have to wait until 7 PM to eat again

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Chris Lewis Lee - available for work @chrislewislee.com · 25d

Restin'..

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 12d

All I've ever wanted was a lil guy like this fella

IT'S A BABY BEAR ON A SWING AND HE'S SITTING QUITE POLITELY

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 13d

Ahh, Autumn. The crisp air & fall colors make me crave a Blumpkin Fappaccino.

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 14d

I've found an ancient tome titled that, and it shivered my timbers

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Chris Lewis Lee - available for work @chrislewislee.com · Sep 14

The shrine.

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 28d

Slapping my rump and howling with despair and agony

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 29d

In my heart, this is a weevil

A baby anteater climbing on a stuffed animal :)

Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · 29d

The name "Weevil" should've been used on a mammal or something, not a snouty beetle

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · Sep 12

Nuh uhh

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · Sep 12

Gnomes

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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · Sep 12

Grannonia and the fox, Warwick Goble, 1911.

It portrays a scene from the collection "Stories from the Pentamerone" by Giambattista Basile.
The artwork features a woman, identified as Grannonia, elegantly dressed in a black robe adorned with floral designs and a green cloak with intricate patterns. She is seated under a large tree with heavy, drooping leaves, in a reflective posture. Before her, a fox gazes intently at her.

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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · Sep 12

The Little Hedgehog, Molly Brett, 1966.

Illustration from Molly Brett's children's book, "The Untidy Little Hedgehog," depicting a whimsical scene inside a tree or burrow. It features several woodland creatures interacting within a system of tunnels and staircases carved into the earth or a tree trunk.
A woodpecker stands on a step, looking towards a small hedgehog on the steps below. The hedgehog faces the woodpecker, appearing engaged in conversation or observation.
A winding staircase ascends into the upper part of the burrow, where a small, mouse-like creature peeks out from an opening.
A barn owl sits on a ledge or step, looking towards the center of the illustration. Above the owl, a bat hangs upside down from the ceiling of the burrow.

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · Sep 1

Some people should follow the Holy Father’s lead and touch grass

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Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · Aug 30

I accidentally protected my new Balkan homeland so well I was awarded an Olympic swimming pool full of Rakija

Bramble Frogsfriend 🐸 @bramblefroggy.bsky.social · Aug 30

This is my cannon that I use to defend my new Balkan homeland

A cannon from Španjola Tvrđava im Hvar, Croatia