the FRIGHTENING marnix
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dragom.bsky.social
i love to break out the ol' "literally fucking who" from time to time
dragom.bsky.social
one count of vehicular manslaughter in the first degree is a horrible tragedy. 2,977 counts of vehicular manslaughter in the first degree, well that's just da big apple baby
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dragom.bsky.social
giving nixes a bad name 💔
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antlervel.vet
MARLEY: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link—
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield
dragom.bsky.social
something being understandable implies it can also be derstandable
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dragom.bsky.social
TRENT REZNOR IN THE TROLLS MOVIE: head like a hole. black as your soul. i'd rather die than give you the trolls
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
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vghistory.bsky.social
faceball 2000, print ad screenshot & caption, game boy (1992) archive.org/details/vide...
gameboy screenshot, first person, 3d maze, with floating happy faces, one looks like a ball, one has a round bottom but looks flatter on top, one looks more like a square but isn't smiling (straight mouth).
caption reads: watch out! they only look happy!
dragom.bsky.social
they really gotta move ane a week so i can go to it again
dragom.bsky.social
is it just me or do they seem kinda weirdly desperate for some bodies here
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marf.dog
Marf @marf.dog · 3d
Spencer's furry T-shirts are Stolen Valor.
spazzy.bsky.social
Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀
Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)
dragom.bsky.social
"user follows <notorious transphobe>" labeler got killed
dragom.bsky.social
whenever i go out the people always shout "there goes dave fuckhoel"
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klaproth.bsky.social
SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
dragom.bsky.social
lake cuomo knows what he's talking about
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vaporlight.bsky.social
PEDDLER: wojaks here. fine wojaks
HAGGLER: ho there goodman. have you soyjaks. i would buy a dozen
PEDDLER: fine soyjaks indeed. see you these. dollarcoin for the lot
HAGGLER: stale, these. they'll barely offend. quarter dollarcoin the gross
PEDDLER: half dollarcoin the dozen, sir. i can't go lower
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tofte.bsky.social
Tangential, but wanna know from a prof's POV why so many have stories about getting good grades on work we cranked out last minute?

Pressure forces you to be creative and take risks. You didn't fool your prof, who 100% knew you slapped that shit together. You earned it by engaging and stretching.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
dragom.bsky.social
If you want to undone my sweater... Pulled my strings as I'm walks away 🗣️ - Weeser