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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

Coworker: is this AI? *shows me a video of MLK issuing the Stone Cold Stunner to The Undertaker before flicking him off*

Me: no, that happened

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 1h

—I’m in this picture and I love it—

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 3d

hmu if you wanna eat soup out of my belly button (no weirdos)

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5h

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 5h

finally done with my shift manning phones for the antifa pledge drive

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 7d

Kiss me. I taste like bad decisions and Bagel Bites.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1h

i've lost the will for you to live

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h

My thought bubble is a question mark.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 1h

Ronald McDonald used to be the Burger King's jester but he got fired for telling a racist joke.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h

not alive or dead but a secret third thing

an image of an organism scientist say neither alive nor dead

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

Everyday I wake up and choose “eh”

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 2d

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2h

Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 6h

I solve most of my problems by just ignoring them as I know that eventually they'll get bored and go ask their mum instead.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 7h

Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 21h

my parenting book would just be a series of sighs of different lengths and varying punctuations for different occasions

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

So sad that Billy the Kid never grew up to become William the Goat

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · May 18

hey fellas your ‘bro code’ should be calling it out, not covering it up

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 3h

I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17h

People always assume you're angry not hurt.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15d

[during sex] wait til my therapist hears about this

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14d

Me: i gotta go home. i’m bleeding & my computers broken

Boss: looks like you just slammed your head through the computer screen

Me: what is this CSI?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13d

get in dummy, we’re about to crash out

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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