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hyperfocussed absentminded stimming at the cross-section of autism and adhd
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my brain just tried to convince me "ma'am" was spelled "malm"
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IMMIGRANTS MATTER. @shinery.bsky.social Β· 7h
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Irish nachos which is a bunch of shit on top of potatoes
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social Β· 7h
I find it immensely heartening that so many normal people are seeing and defying the obscenity of what ICE/CBP is trying to do in Chicago, but stories like this also make clear how much more disciplined those people are than the state violence worker guys. www.reuters.com/world/us/wer...
'We're not a violent city': Chicago locals take on ICE block-by-block
The immigration agents' tear gas grenades clinked and then exploded against the concrete, shrouding the block in plumes of white gas. The dozen or so residents at the scene only screamed louder.
www.reuters.com
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mcc @dryad.technology Β· 7h
Sending this post to the Bluesky CTO and within 15 minutes getting banned for an 18-month-old post badmouthing Kirk Cameron
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com Β· 2d
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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grimm πŸ‚ @mugrimm.bsky.social Β· 8h
There's like 5 times I've felt so mean I deleted a post, and one of them was a response to Michael Tracey calling me a loser that was 4 screen caps of him on different birthdays being really excited about eating a free sub from like Blimpees or Jersey Mike's where it was very clear he was alone.
banalplay.bsky.social L @banalplay.bsky.social Β· 13h
haven't checked in on Smelly Mike Tracey in a while. Apparently his latest beat is claiming the Cuomo accusations are fake and defending Ghislaine Maxwell
Smelly Mike posting a link to his story titled 'Andrew Cuomo's Fake "Sexual Harassment" Scandal Just Won't Go Away' Michael Tracey @mtracey β€’ 1h Do you think the BBC pointed out this woman was (preposterously) allowed to anonymously testify in the 2021 Ghislaine Maxwell trial, even though she'd already "waived" anonymity -- based on fake "safety" concerns? And then the judge ruled she endured no "illegal sexual activity"?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com Β· 1d
older guy on the N train started screaming about the mayoral race and i was like here we go but then it turns out he was just telling everyone about all the bad shit cuomo did. greatest city in the world baby!
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social Β· 7h
Well-meaning Americans in my mentions: kindly do not recommend extremely illegal actions that could land people in the UK with a ten year prison sentence
Reply to a post about the incident in Huntingdon from a US account: β€œ I cannot stress this enough to people. Carry a small canister of pepper spray and keep it accessible when you’re out in public especially trapped in a train. It’s an easy protective measure we can all take.” Reply from me: β€œI cannot stress enough to you that pepper spray is illegal to possess, buy, or carry in the UK under the Firearms Act 1968. I strongly recommend anyone reading does not do this under any circumstances.”
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social Β· 2d
Actually Halloween is good
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Joanne Rowling signing a book and looking like a smug witch.
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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social Β· 7h
he’s right. the future of the democratic party is to become less popular, more staunchly pro-Israel, more violently right-wing. Zohran is popular and worse, promises positive change to his constituents. If the Dems became more like him, they might be forced to follow through on such promises.
kenklippenstein.bsky.social Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social Β· 11h
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
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I hope they make another series of "so you wanna win a penis pump" bcos it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Cheers.
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IMMIGRANTS MATTER. @shinery.bsky.social Β· 7h
A sandwich called the Dublin, which has absolutely fuck all to do with Dublin because it has sauerkraut and thousand Island dressing on it A stick figure of a person in a purple dress after beating someone over the head with a large baseball bat
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Β· Apr 15
Why does the world have to revolve around me?
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social Β· 13h
Gonna start calling Erika Kirk by her alter ego Ashley Furniture the way she's trying to lure JD into her cushions
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Doghouse Reilly @chadstanton.blacksky.app Β· 7h
β€œPeople who own books just want to show off,” they said.
shannonmattern.bsky.social Shannon Mattern @shannonmattern.bsky.social Β· 8h
James Baldwin parceled out into AI-selected therapeutic memes, stylized via a typewriter interface: the β€œpeople-centered” AI future made possible through $500M in philanthropic funding. Without such technological advancement, we’d have no other means of accessing Baldwin quotations!
Can the James Baldwin Typebot Tell Us the Meaning of Life?
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#1 Meatbag Disintegrator @hk47.bsky.social Β· 7h
2018. Perennial.
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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social Β· 7h
respect but he's gonna be way over leveled for the final boss fight
luckytran.com Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com Β· 10h
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social out here doing all the side quests
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social Β· 16d
My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
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Imagine c3po with human skin
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jezza @extremelywet.bsky.social Β· 7h
telling the cat "the time changed" and "its different now" but he refuses to listen to reason and logic
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KAFUI πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social Β· 8h
Ezra Klein in his Size Queen era, I see you πŸ’…πŸΎ
Not Left. Not Right. Bigger. Ezra Klein on How Liberalism Wins. Bad beard.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social Β· 8h
donate to Feeding America today or I’ll stop/start posting Alf hog
ed3d.net Ed @ed3d.net Β· 8h
Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.

Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social Β· 2d
first-mate prance @bocxtop it's cool how the govt told us raising the minimum wage would make a burger be $20 and now a burger is $20. but min wage is the same
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Samhain Goldstein @goldstein.bsky.social Β· 7h
Are you fucking kidding me? So now that the fascists are in control of government and behaving like terrorists, its not terrorism because they're part of the state? That's the stupidest fucking definition of terrorism I've ever heard. A classic "lies, damn lies, and statistics" case.
Indeed, the increase in left-wing attacks is particularly noticeable because attacks from right-wing perpetrators have sharply declined in 2025. This decline is striking, and explanations are speculative. Definitions This analysis defines terrorism as the deliberate use or threat of premeditated violence by nonstate actors with the intent to achieve political goals by creating a broad psychological impact.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social Β· 9h
it’s good, folks!
Illustration of Marx and Engels holding hands from an article about homosexuality and communism published in December 1974
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