Jeff Asher
@jeffasher.bsky.social
Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist!
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"Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
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"Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
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Episode 7: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About NIBRS But Were Afraid To Ask with Dr. Susan Parker
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New pod is out! Everything you ever wanted to know about NIBRS but were afraid to ask w/researcher Susan Parker. A great deep dive into the potential & pitfalls of NIBRS.
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Texas lost to arguably the best undefeated, 1-loss and 8-loss teams in the country.
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Texas lost to arguably the best undefeated, 1-loss and 8-loss teams in the country.
Why would an announcement be needed if he was staying?
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why would an announcement be needed if he was staying?
ESPN reporting that Lane Kiffin's future will be announced sometime between the next 30 seconds and the heat death of the universe. Stay tuned.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
ESPN reporting that Lane Kiffin's future will be announced sometime between the next 30 seconds and the heat death of the universe. Stay tuned.
Top of the mornin' to ya, Charlie!
#Saints have elevated K Charlie Smyth to the active roster for Sunday's game at the Dolphins
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November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Top of the mornin' to ya, Charlie!
The sea was angry that day, my friends
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The sea was angry that day, my friends
LSU hoping the 6th time is the charm for Lane Kiffin
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
LSU hoping the 6th time is the charm for Lane Kiffin
A few thoughts about this:
The FBI will release monthly data in December but it won't release national or annual murder rates. The figure may be the lowest ever but we won't know for sure for a while & it definitely won't be lowest by double digits.
Also, I never worked for no Dept of War.
The FBI will release monthly data in December but it won't release national or annual murder rates. The figure may be the lowest ever but we won't know for sure for a while & it definitely won't be lowest by double digits.
Also, I never worked for no Dept of War.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A few thoughts about this:
The FBI will release monthly data in December but it won't release national or annual murder rates. The figure may be the lowest ever but we won't know for sure for a while & it definitely won't be lowest by double digits.
Also, I never worked for no Dept of War.
The FBI will release monthly data in December but it won't release national or annual murder rates. The figure may be the lowest ever but we won't know for sure for a while & it definitely won't be lowest by double digits.
Also, I never worked for no Dept of War.
Finally starting The American Revolution and, uh, yeah I'm gonna need subtitles.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Finally starting The American Revolution and, uh, yeah I'm gonna need subtitles.
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Texas: we’re gonna start running this way
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Texas: we’re gonna start running this way
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
Texas A&M: easy, yeah, got it
Texas: …but then we go THIS way
Texas A&M: SHIT
Very conflicted about this season as a Texas fan.
Preseason #1 that lost 3 games and probably won't make the playoffs.
Beat OU and A&M handily, ruining the latter's regular season.
Preseason #1 that lost 3 games and probably won't make the playoffs.
Beat OU and A&M handily, ruining the latter's regular season.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Very conflicted about this season as a Texas fan.
Preseason #1 that lost 3 games and probably won't make the playoffs.
Beat OU and A&M handily, ruining the latter's regular season.
Preseason #1 that lost 3 games and probably won't make the playoffs.
Beat OU and A&M handily, ruining the latter's regular season.
Poooooooooooooooooooor Aggggieees🤘🤘🤘
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Poooooooooooooooooooor Aggggieees🤘🤘🤘
I can see why A&M didn't want Texas in the SEC now
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I can see why A&M didn't want Texas in the SEC now
Holy hell was that a good play call
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Holy hell was that a good play call
Oh good, goal to go in a critical situation.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oh good, goal to go in a critical situation.
It's 2025. Any football coach at the University of Texas is going to have trouble competing with the school's women's basketball and volleyball teams for the fanbase's attention.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's 2025. Any football coach at the University of Texas is going to have trouble competing with the school's women's basketball and volleyball teams for the fanbase's attention.
All of Sark's offseason failures showing up tonight.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
All of Sark's offseason failures showing up tonight.
Apparently it's not PI if you give the WR a hug
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Apparently it's not PI if you give the WR a hug
Man, Eagles fans are usually insufferable (complementary) but they're insufferable right now (derogatory).
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Man, Eagles fans are usually insufferable (complementary) but they're insufferable right now (derogatory).
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty but the pig likes it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty but the pig likes it.