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jezza
@extremelywet.bsky.social
· Dec 10
being stupid rules
new Chinese restaurant calendar just dropped, year of the horse baby let's go
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
new Chinese restaurant calendar just dropped, year of the horse baby let's go
as long as I continue to get my free subscription through my att plan I really don't care who owns HBO at this point. if they take that away from me though I will be going full Karen mode and freaking out
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
as long as I continue to get my free subscription through my att plan I really don't care who owns HBO at this point. if they take that away from me though I will be going full Karen mode and freaking out
yo you gotta check out this account. its this guy posting funny stuff his dad says and it. is. EPIC
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
yo you gotta check out this account. its this guy posting funny stuff his dad says and it. is. EPIC
Rhode Island seems like a funny place to visit, I'd like to go there sometime but like how do you even get there. do they have an airport or would I have to take some kind of weird bus from Boston. how's it work
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Rhode Island seems like a funny place to visit, I'd like to go there sometime but like how do you even get there. do they have an airport or would I have to take some kind of weird bus from Boston. how's it work
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my smelly Greek hat, which is fine, is giving me headaches
May 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
my smelly Greek hat, which is fine, is giving me headaches
im always saying this. everyone in my life knows that not all bornhardts are inselbergs, and theyre happy to hear it
![An inselberg or monadnock (/məˈnædnɒk/ mə-NAD-nok) is an isolated rock hill, knob, ridge, or small mountain that rises abruptly from a gently sloping or virtually level surrounding plain.[A] If the inselberg is dome-shaped and formed from granite or gneiss, it can also be called a bornhardt, though not all bornhardts are inselbergs. An inselberg results when a body of rock resistant to erosion, such as granite, occurring within a body of softer rocks, is exposed by differential erosion and lowering of the surrounding landscape.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inselberg](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sgokbehpsmvzrsx6kwdxtpgb/bafkreigbtq5bm4iibbpseade5draawr2yrlu2le2bzivp6jbariecnkweq@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
im always saying this. everyone in my life knows that not all bornhardts are inselbergs, and theyre happy to hear it
Hugh Jackman is in town today giving out free blueberry cream cheese flavored frozen custard to 500 lucky people. what a wonderful sentence to write out
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hugh Jackman is in town today giving out free blueberry cream cheese flavored frozen custard to 500 lucky people. what a wonderful sentence to write out
really came down out there huh
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
really came down out there huh
*wakes up from a 24 year, 2 month, 3 week, 4 day and 3 hour coma* holy shit a Second plane hit the towers??
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
*wakes up from a 24 year, 2 month, 3 week, 4 day and 3 hour coma* holy shit a Second plane hit the towers??
sorry I don't know if I heard you correctly, did you say you're holistic or that your hole is sick
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
sorry I don't know if I heard you correctly, did you say you're holistic or that your hole is sick
yea I've got a self driving car. I drive it myself when I want to go somewhere
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
yea I've got a self driving car. I drive it myself when I want to go somewhere
damn we need group dms on here. I miss the chats
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
damn we need group dms on here. I miss the chats
the Stephen Miller turkey photo is funny cause you can tell that bird was delivered. skin is all clammy since it's been sitting and steaming and the pan its in is clean. pristine white ove gloves too with that cheap ass knife. man wheres your "tradition" you supposedly love lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the Stephen Miller turkey photo is funny cause you can tell that bird was delivered. skin is all clammy since it's been sitting and steaming and the pan its in is clean. pristine white ove gloves too with that cheap ass knife. man wheres your "tradition" you supposedly love lol
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girlfriend didn't know the Westminster dog show is pre taped and now she's mad at me that i told her the Shar Pei won this year
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
girlfriend didn't know the Westminster dog show is pre taped and now she's mad at me that i told her the Shar Pei won this year
hmm do you want 12 sodas for $11 or 60 sodas for $22. this is the economy now make sure you say thank you on your way out the door
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
hmm do you want 12 sodas for $11 or 60 sodas for $22. this is the economy now make sure you say thank you on your way out the door
I'm wiggling, but also wriggling, at the same time
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm wiggling, but also wriggling, at the same time
you know what I feel like a racist Israeli that used to sell special towels on TV makes total sense as a congressman from a place like Texas. I hope the sham wow guy wins.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
you know what I feel like a racist Israeli that used to sell special towels on TV makes total sense as a congressman from a place like Texas. I hope the sham wow guy wins.
ok honestly not bad
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
ok honestly not bad
nothing pees as good as shitting feels
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nothing pees as good as shitting feels
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I fucking hate AI so much
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I fucking hate AI so much
if you're using grok right now to make an Elon joke to post here you should just go back to using Twitter full time. don't post about how it's bad but uhh guuhh it's actually ok that I'm using it right now as an own, just embrace who you are and go hang out with the freaks like you
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
if you're using grok right now to make an Elon joke to post here you should just go back to using Twitter full time. don't post about how it's bad but uhh guuhh it's actually ok that I'm using it right now as an own, just embrace who you are and go hang out with the freaks like you
gas station down the street opened up a fried chicken stand inside of it. hell yeah dude
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
gas station down the street opened up a fried chicken stand inside of it. hell yeah dude