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hyperfocussed absentminded stimming at the cross-section of autism and adhd
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damn they have essential oils of everything now!
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EUGENE DANIELS: β€œYou said diversity can be a weakness. What did you mean?”

CUOMO: β€œDiversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan.”

EUGENE: β€œI’m Eugene.” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

(Jonathan is the other Black host. SNL’s writers have nothing on Cuomo!)
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it’s awesome how the entire staff is just, Lindas Yaccarino from top to bottom.
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
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all of these rich messes could have afforded much better plastic surgery. tragic.
More Insta snaps from the let them eat cake ball at Mar a Lago
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Donia. Donia lost her husband in August when a tent he was walking next to was bombed. She has three children Rahaf, 3, Teen, 1 and little Sara here who she was pregnant with when her husband died and is only five days old
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KOKO: Koko transsexual rights. Practical Koko human rights
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t call them transsexual rights.
KOKO: Good transition good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve transsexual
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford coherent politics. That’s transmedicalism
KOKO: misogyny professor
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may he break the walls that imprison us
may he quench the thirst within our bodies
may he quench the thirst within our selves

in The Flavors' names, we pray

[congregation intones] oh yeah
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love to be in a situation where the only way anyone can talk about recovering the country in any meaningful way hinges on our dictator dying of natural causes

sorry everybody else in the world, we were unfamiliar with your game
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i don’t dunk on brianna wu because i can’t possibly humiliate brianna wu at the level brianna wu can
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@brianna.bsky.social your bullshit has hurt so many of us. you can forever eat glass.

there is no "middle ground" on our rights. full and unequivocal, nothing less is acceptable.

the reason i haven't blocked you is so i can tell you to go fuck yourself. feel free to reply so i can say it again.
Go fuck yourself
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pinhead: on a scale from pleasure to pain, which do you prefer?

me: uh.. pleasure?

pinhead: *frowning and scratching something out on his notepad*
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To all my trans sisters who blocked me because of all the awful things I said repeatedly and belligerently, I have one message: I forgive you
Go fuck yourself
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The fact this is even a problem shows we live in a broken society
the most conceited thing I'm capable of at this point in my life is believing ppl can tell I used to be hot.
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We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
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Extremely tired of having people who should know better spreading disinformation about the vice president being sexually active
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