Brynnester
@brynnester.bsky.social
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Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
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brynnester.bsky.social
As I get older and I remember all of the people I lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it
Your house is dusty? Try this
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johnlyon.bsky.social
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Supplier: Our blowdryers have 2 settings—screaming banshee or old man wheezing

Hotelier: I'll take your whole inventory
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batkaren.bsky.social
Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row
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daddyjew.bsky.social
you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she decides to burn your house down
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im-all-id.me
I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems
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gupton68.bsky.social
Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.
brynnester.bsky.social
Have you heard of jokes, Sir Andrew?
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gupton68.bsky.social
I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
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notjpo.bsky.social
Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
brynnester.bsky.social
No but he has a craving for baubles
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what
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wheeltod.bsky.social
I had a rough childhood. And I saw things that no kid should ever have to see.

For example, Attack of the Clones.
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batkaren.bsky.social
"Can everyone just stop?" I plead.

"Stop what?" they ask.

I frantically gesture at everything.