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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Feb 10

ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN

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bornmiserable's Shop | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18m

Way to nail verisimilitude, candy corn, making your primary ingredient high fructose corn syrup.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 52m

I told a woman that she was beautiful as she walked by my car. she stopped, turned around, started crying, asked for a hug and said that she, “struggles with it every day.”
so in case you wondered how the world is doing, telling a beautiful woman that she’s beautiful brought her to tears.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2d

gotta say i can’t help but pay attention to the protesting frogs in portland. the story is so ribbeting

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · Mar 22

I'm afraid the price of dirty deeds has risen precipitously due to tariffs and inflation

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Jun 8

*travels back in time to kill baby columbus*

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

i get so mad when someone says “u should smile more” i mean the letter U is literally always smiling

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary

Mom: Not it

Dad: Not it

Sis: Not it

Gramma: DAMN IT

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 13d

BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

ME: what does the owl say

KID: hoo

ME: the owl. what does it say

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 18h

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/15/2...

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4d

good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h

POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: *shows drawing* is this the man who attacked you

ME: no that's a drawing

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8h

they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 7h

It's the least I can do, I said, not doing it.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 5h

went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 18

hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)

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Greg Todd @1gregtodd.bsky.social · 23m

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1h

go.bsky.app/SBBYS84

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1h

Welcome to bluesky, the team running the place hates you, please enjoy these oldheads during your brief stay

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 33m

*brings ativan to a pillow fight*

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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 26m

Yesssssss …

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18h

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 27m

Rise and Resist for Frances

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18h

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 26m

wait until Mike hears about what happened on January 6th, 2021

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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