Scare Blair
@blairloudly.bsky.social
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my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
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blairloudly.bsky.social
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
blairloudly.bsky.social
global warming is just earths fever as it fights off a sickness
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
Got tear away pants for this colonoscopy prep.
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durtmchurtt.bsky.social
Unisex is short for unicorn sex.
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surdfish.bsky.social
Formaggiocephalia, or cheese on the brain, is what the experts are saying I have.
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durtmchurtt.bsky.social
HER: what’s on your mind?

ME: scalp mostly.
blairloudly.bsky.social
babe lets turn this haunted house into an absolute nightmare
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guytheguy.bsky.social
as prophesied, jesus descends from the heavens dripped out in a pair of jnco’s
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
It's more likely that I overheat a server in a datacenter than one in a restaurant
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sensualdad.bsky.social
an extinction level event would fix me
blairloudly.bsky.social
no they both have jobs already {shitposting}
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chigurhray.bsky.social
i accidentally did nothing my whole entire life
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tierno158.bsky.social
I think I'll just sit in my car until 2028.
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funeralpig.bsky.social
my life would be probably 10% better if i went to bed on time every night but i just don’t ever see it happening
blairloudly.bsky.social
you hear that tricky we all agree 😈
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captainacab.airbud.website
you aren’t “caked up” you have lead poisoning
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funeralpig.bsky.social
it's time to stop staring at the massive void in the center of all things and time to start building our home on the edge of it
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funkelly.bsky.social
how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
blairloudly.bsky.social
okay my boobs got a job [minimum wage] what other body part can i put to work
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gaydeceiver.bsky.social
Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.
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kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
I don’t get cute, i just drop dead
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paintedsky.ca
you’re in her DMs, I’m also in her DMs because she’s actually me, I’m catfishing you but the love is real