Gram Smoker’s Dracula
@chigurhray.bsky.social
in 2011 i was hospitalized for being approached
how i look at the home depot security cam while shoving wire cutters, a small hammer & a chisel into my crotch pocket for no reason
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
how i look at the home depot security cam while shoving wire cutters, a small hammer & a chisel into my crotch pocket for no reason
nobody likes you when you’re a girl
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
nobody likes you when you’re a girl
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just pressed the button that breaks everyone's spirit
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
just pressed the button that breaks everyone's spirit
max stirner is for lovers
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
max stirner is for lovers
someone once told me that i talk like seth green in party monster & i still haven’t stopped thinking about it
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
someone once told me that i talk like seth green in party monster & i still haven’t stopped thinking about it
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today i think i'm most thankful for the eternal worm
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
today i think i'm most thankful for the eternal worm
you should be paracosm maxing it’s the only way to avoid one septillion years of ultra rape
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
you should be paracosm maxing it’s the only way to avoid one septillion years of ultra rape
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Interesting. A third option
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Interesting. A third option
i have no family because i’m evil & killed them all
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i have no family because i’m evil & killed them all
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does anybody want this
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
does anybody want this
i’m watching the horrible adaptation of the shining on tubi & nelly just tried to sell me sports betting
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i’m watching the horrible adaptation of the shining on tubi & nelly just tried to sell me sports betting
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if you have 2 people in the same room the odds are 100% that they have the same birthday and social security number
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
if you have 2 people in the same room the odds are 100% that they have the same birthday and social security number
my neighbor across the street has 7 cats
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my neighbor across the street has 7 cats
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my brother peppers is an alcoholic
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my brother peppers is an alcoholic
i’m pregnant with myself again
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i’m pregnant with myself again
welcome to dirt world
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
welcome to dirt world
my neighbor is out of town & appears to have lended a spare key to a homeless guy who is either incredibly schizophrenic or always on the phone
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my neighbor is out of town & appears to have lended a spare key to a homeless guy who is either incredibly schizophrenic or always on the phone
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When i ran out of jokes I became a harbinger and when I ran out of ill portents I became a smooth gray stone warmed by the wan winter sun
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When i ran out of jokes I became a harbinger and when I ran out of ill portents I became a smooth gray stone warmed by the wan winter sun
estrogen is basically a nootropic to me after being on it for 4+ years i don’t think it actually does anything physically. definitely helps my thoughts be less rapid & scattered though
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
estrogen is basically a nootropic to me after being on it for 4+ years i don’t think it actually does anything physically. definitely helps my thoughts be less rapid & scattered though
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I sleep in a prison of flesh and memory with my wife
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I sleep in a prison of flesh and memory with my wife
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday