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GayDeceiver
@gaydeceiver.bsky.social
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California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @[email protected]. https://bsky.app/hashtag/EagleTactical
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 19
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,186!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #3,186, GayDeceiver ‪@gaydeceiver.bsky.social‬, joined on Mar 8, 2023"
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 12h
Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 4d
my skull cracks open and my thoughts swirl up into the sky my feelings creating stars that shine back down on me sitting still and finally ever so quiet
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 4d
This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now
Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 4d
[watching popular media as an old guy] thank fuck i dont know who any of these people are
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 22h
are you latin because you are joaquin all over my heart
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 22h
beelolzabub is this anything
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Whim Gruent @whimgruent.bsky.social · 12h
*The guy from Doom strolling past Quake*
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 12h
Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 2d
It’s Monday. Go at it like a pack of popular high school girls bent on taking over the world.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 5d
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 5d
“We’re really trying hard to get pregnant”
“Dude, aren’t you married to a guy?”
“I never said we would be successful.”
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 6d
His vibe is definitely “Asians? ASIANS? They’re Oriental, you hear me? Oriental!”
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timminycricket78.bsky.social @timminycricket78.bsky.social · 7d
red shirt, on the away team... first to get blasted by an alien...
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Cody @codyroux.bsky.social · 7d
a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !
ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 7d
We all dream of being in Starfleet and being an officer … but let’s face it, some of us would end up as maintenance technician, entry level.
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 7d
Guy world:

Your college dorm mate is a total stranger that will end up being your best man at your wedding.

Girl world:

Your college dorm mate is a total stranger that you hate so much, you slowly poison her instead of asking for a room change.
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 13d
Apparently, some alcoholic loser gave what can only be described as a masturbatory performance in front of a bunch of guys who really don’t like him, and it went as well you’d expect … and then his boss, this toxic narcissist with little hands, followed. Samesies.
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 26d
Shiver me timbers! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Smee! Get me my red velvet outfit!

#TalkLikeAPirateDay
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 27d
new avi who dis
digital watercolour of my face in profile created by my husband
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · 27d
“I CAST …”
“I would really appreciate if you didn’t start with the fireball, Wizard”
“What?”
“You always cast fireball. It all burns to the ground. Your overreliance on ‘fireball’ has cost us so much mana … and lost us so many quests.”
“I … didn’t … I … don’t … nuts. I do cast fireball a lot.”
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 11
CNN: Stroke?
ABC: Stroke?
MSNBC: Stroke?
The Stroke Channel: Stroke?
HGTV: Stroke?
FOX News: The Death of a Patriot: Profile of an True American Hero
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weroam @weroam.bsky.social · Sep 6
🎯🎯🎯Fox will do anything to protect daddy Trump! Besides, you know those old azz Fox viewers don’t know what the hell K-Pop is. 🤣🤣🤣
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · Aug 31
what if our tongues touched in the $5 dvd bin at walmart
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GayDeceiver @gaydeceiver.bsky.social · Sep 6
A sci-fi story about a functional family where everyone is treated right in a loving environment — because they’re in the bowels of an alien being that lives off the brain chemicals generated from good feelings.
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · Sep 5
Just saw one of my favorite passengers from last year for the first time this year, and she hugged me. Both her and her sister had some crazy shit happen to them on my bus last year, so now I'm famous amongst their friends. Tonight is a good night.
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