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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon

@arcanenibbler.bsky.social

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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker. 🏳️‍🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7

I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.

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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 3d

At dawn, we HOP!!!!!!!

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Cubicular Daydream Hipponaut @poetaster.bsky.social · 5h

Y'know, I'm just fucking scared

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 5h

Aligning frequencies must be a sign that paths are converging, it's pretty obvious right because I don't want to tell my new car it'll know when it meets the ONE and not to confuse it with parking perfectly

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7h

I didn't win the Grumpiest Old Man competition but I did get an ornery mention.

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 7d

Okay, I "think" I've completed my 2025 overhaul to my author's website.

I'd love to change some of the css style elements, especially the top nav bar, but that involves paying for an upgrade and it's just not worth it for that. I'll stick with out-of-the-box for now.

rlpastore.com

Richard L Pastore

Quite possibly the world's worst blogger ;-)

rlpastore.com

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 3d

Unsolicited Glick pic

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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 19h

Just a reminder,
Tomorrow, Wednesday October 15th, I will be interviewed live on the podcast / YouTube channel, Booked.

8AM PDT, 10AM CDT, 11AM EDT
3PM GMT/UTC

Audience questions will be fielded in the second half (roughly 40 minute mark).

Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 4d

Wed, Oct 15 I will be doing a live interview on Booked! (10am CDT, 11am EDT).

The second half focuses on audience Q&A. If you can attend, feel free to pelt me with questions. Ask anything! If I don't know, I'll just make something up.

To join, use this YouTube link:
www.youtube.com/live/RoWrpcg...

The 2025, Season 2 Episode 7 of Booked is live on Wednesday, October 15th at 10AM. Questions will be taken from the audience too.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 9h

Not many people realize they called it the PS5 because pspspspsps didn't fit on the box

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10h

canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 10h

Me when anyone talks while I’m wearing my ear pods

A grey and white cat with a perplexed look on its face

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boofus 🎃 @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 13h

the girls are back from Paris
they brought me a beret
there will not be photos

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 13h

Of course I get blocked regularly. My tree photos are apparently very controversial.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17h

(thinking about how much more better aqua groove aerobics would be if I got one crab rangoon for completing each set and I leave twice a week all drippy, but with a small bucket of rangoons)

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 7d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 4d

I confess wild horses COULD drag me away. In fact it would only probably take a single very sickly one

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 16h

i've lost the will for you to live

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 22h

I solve most of my problems by just ignoring them as I know that eventually they'll get bored and go ask their mum instead.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 19h

Feed me pretty and tell me I'm a pizza

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Dec 2

You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5d

The man next to me has cologne so strong that I’m dizzy with hallucinations, plus all those mushrooms I took.

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 19h

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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 20h

The ghost in my attic left because I’m spending too much time on social media.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t ever remember proper table etiquette, which fork is for circus peanuts

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · Mar 24

I did a lot of drugs when I was younger on my way into work this morning.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 6d

Devising food strategy like our ancestors diagramming the hunt on the walls of the cave, but it's me comparing availability and prices on the apps as I draw up the grocery list.

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