Ygrene
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Ygrene
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· May 13
an orca patiently sitting through a Geico commercial before it can watch a boat sinking tutorial on youtube
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[gently touching your acne scar]
is this from the war?
is this from the war?
March 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
[gently touching your acne scar]
is this from the war?
is this from the war?
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
the 50 year mortgage is a garbage solution that just perpetuates the actual problem. the concept is "since you don't have enough money, we just charge you more money" to help (lmao) you purchase a home
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the 50 year mortgage is a garbage solution that just perpetuates the actual problem. the concept is "since you don't have enough money, we just charge you more money" to help (lmao) you purchase a home
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
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how do you verbalize the sensation of simultaneously falling down through an endless abyss & being dragged around behind a startled horse 10 years? because i want to compress whatever sound that makes down into a garbled 1 second digital shriek to play back when people ask how I'm doing
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
how do you verbalize the sensation of simultaneously falling down through an endless abyss & being dragged around behind a startled horse 10 years? because i want to compress whatever sound that makes down into a garbled 1 second digital shriek to play back when people ask how I'm doing
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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Love when prepared foods have a last instruction like “Serve” or “Enjoy.“ tysm I think I’ve got it from here
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Love when prepared foods have a last instruction like “Serve” or “Enjoy.“ tysm I think I’ve got it from here
winging a potato as hard as you can into the middle of my back would fix me
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
winging a potato as hard as you can into the middle of my back would fix me
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I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
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this is where i post from
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
this is where i post from
this is where i post from
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is where i post from
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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hey do u wanna see my most prized possession again
hey do u wanna see my most prized possession
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
hey do u wanna see my most prized possession again
yeah sure i'm cool with a fifty year mortgage i'll just pay it off with my one trillion dollar compensation package, i love reality by the way
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
yeah sure i'm cool with a fifty year mortgage i'll just pay it off with my one trillion dollar compensation package, i love reality by the way
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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“your screen time this week” shut up narc
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“your screen time this week” shut up narc
devastating to think about all these parents flying blind while trying to navigate planes into their babies mouths
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
devastating to think about all these parents flying blind while trying to navigate planes into their babies mouths
hey will you stop at fuddruckers and get some mayonnaise? yeah, out of that pump they have. no, just the mayonnaise. what’s wrong
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
hey will you stop at fuddruckers and get some mayonnaise? yeah, out of that pump they have. no, just the mayonnaise. what’s wrong
jg wentworth: hello
me: oh whoops i thought i called that place that takes a big lump sum settlement and then structures payments for it over several years lmao
jg wentworth: i am going to firebomb your home
me: oh whoops i thought i called that place that takes a big lump sum settlement and then structures payments for it over several years lmao
jg wentworth: i am going to firebomb your home
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
jg wentworth: hello
me: oh whoops i thought i called that place that takes a big lump sum settlement and then structures payments for it over several years lmao
jg wentworth: i am going to firebomb your home
me: oh whoops i thought i called that place that takes a big lump sum settlement and then structures payments for it over several years lmao
jg wentworth: i am going to firebomb your home